1000 Ways To Die

Date: May 23, 2015
Location: Ponyville, Sugar Cube Corner

Okay, everypony knows Pinkie Pie. She is the best party pony ever. She can throw you a party and she never runs out of energy. The place she works at is Sugar Cube Corner. A party was about to happen for a pony named Sweet Tooth. A little filly, Pinkie knew she loved chocolate, so she decided to make her a chocolate cake. However, she wanted to make a very big chocolate cake. She went into the closet full of ingredients, closed the door behind her, and went to grab some bags full of cocoa powder hanging on a shelf.
She tried to grab it, but the shelf was too high, and the bags full of cocoa powder fell. Making the powder flow into the air. The shelf fell and broke the knob off the door. Pinkie began to laugh.

"Hahaha!! *cough* *cough!!* *COUGH!!*"

Her laugh turned into coughs. Painful coughs. Pinkie's lungs had somethings called alveoli, tiny air sacs, and they were filling up with the fine powder, making breathing impossible. She finally realized something was wrong. She banged on the door hoping somepony would hear her. No such luck. She banged on the door until she suffocated to death.

*Plop*

and fell to the ground...Dead. Pinkie Pie wanted to make a big chocolate cake. Well, that cake that Pinkie Pie made was...To die for.

Way To Die #14: Choke-A-Lot

Date: May 23, 2015
Location: Ponyville, Sugar Cube Corner

Wait, weren't we already here. Well, Pinkie Pie wasn't the only death that day. Sapphire Shores was going to perform for the little filly Sweet Tooth. It was a surprise from her parents. When the party started, Mrs. Cake looked around for Pinkie Pie wondering where she was and if the cake was ready. If only she knew Pinkie Pie was in the closet full of ingredients dead. Mrs. Cake was worried. The ponies that were at the party were wondering about the cake as well. Mrs. Cake whispered something into Sapphire Shores ear.

"I don't know where Pinkie is. Entertain them while I make a cake very quickly."

Sapphire Shores did what she was told. She went on top of the small stage The Cakes set up and grabbed everyponies attention. "Alright, everypony while were waiting for the cake let me sing my song Serves Her Right."

Everypony cheered when she said that. She sang the song with her background dancers behind her. Once that song was done Mrs. Cake came out with a chocolate cake. Not that big, but enough for everypony there to get a slice. Sapphire Shores took a break. She decided to have a drink of her wine. Even though her dancers told her it was a bad idea. One cup wouldn't hurt. However, one turned into five. She was a bit tipsy but she still had one song left. She went on top of the stage and began to sing another one of her hit songs. The dancers were worried.

The ponies cheered. Sapphire Shores had a few too many to drink. She danced fine and sang perfectly, but in her tipsy mind, the group of ponies was a huge crowd. She smiled and jumped off the stage so the ponies would grab her. Instead, the ponies got out of the way and...

*Crack*

She fell and cracked her neck. Sapphire laid there paralyzed, her lungs stopped breathing, her heart stopped beating, and his brain just...Stopped. Everypony screamed.

"AHHHH!!! Somepony call a doctor!!!" Sweet Tooth's Mom Shouted.

"Call Two!!!" Mrs. Cake shouted finally opening the closet full of ingredients finding Pinkie Pie dead on the ground.

Sapphire Shores had a bit too many. She jumped hoping that a crowd would catch her. Instead...Gravity did its work. Well, death sure got busy at this party.

Way To Die #15: Up...Up And...Down