1000 Ways To Die

Date: February 14, 2014
Location: Everfree Forest

Okay, everypony we got a treat for you. Meet Kyla, a changeling that loves lust and sex. Now, this was before changelings were reformed so she's going to Ponyville for a treat. Everypony was enjoying Hearts and Hooves Day by kissing, buying their loved ones gifts, and some getting lucky on the bed. Kyla could feel all the love then she saw a stallion. She looked into the Stallion's mind and saw he had love for a green pegasus.

Kyla turned into the green pegasus that he loved and went up to him.

"Hello." Kyla said in a seductive tone.

"Glider is that you. Do you remember me I'm Pot Fixer."

"Oh well of course I do. Hey, I wanted to say something to you but since its Hearts and Hooves day let me just do it instead of saying it." Kyla gave Pot Fixer a very deep kiss.

Pot Fixer was shocked but in the end, he just went with it. Now how does love taste like? Well, let's ask Thorax himself.

"Love really doesn't have a specific taste but it fills you up and changelings usually never feel full. We are always hungry. Now before we were reformed we learned how to steal love and how to get it. The three best ways to get love is through hugs, kisses, and of course...Sexual Intercourse. When you kiss your meal you can simply make them see things that aren't there so usually changelings would go for the kiss."

Kyla decided she had enough of kissing and broke the kiss. "How about we do something that shows we really love each other. Somewhere very private." Kyla said making Pot Fixer blush.She led him to the Everfree Forest well in his mind it was a hotel. They go inside and in his mind, it's a bed. Now, this is where the love begins.

Pot Fixer didn't waste any time and started to lick Kyla’s pussy. Kyla moaned with surprise. She pulled his muzzle deeper into her cunt with her legs, trying to get him to lick deeper into her. He pushed his tongue deeper into Kyla, rubbing her clit as he licked. Kyla gave a loud moan and came hard, her juices coating Pot Fixer's face, and loosening her legs. Pulling back, Pot Fixer licked his muzzle clean.

Kyla quickly knocked him over and forced him onto his back before lowering herself onto his cock. She went up and down on Pot Fixer until.
"Ahhh Yes!! Ye-" Kyla started to lose her vision. "Huh, wha-"

"What's wrong?" Pot Fixer asked

"I can't see!!" Kyla shouted.

Guys and Girls remember when your mom said that to much sex would make you go blind...She wasn't lying. Kyla was suffering a case called Vasoconstriction. Something that happens rarely. Makes you lose your vision when having sex for a while. She loses her vision completely and begins to freak out.

"Go get help!!" Kyla shouts.

"Okay!!" Pot Fixer shouts and runs into a tree knocking himself out. In his mind, it was a door to the hotel room.

Kyla tries to find her way out of the forest. She walks and walks and then walks straight into five Timerwolves

"RAWR!!!!!!"

"AHHHH!!!!" Kyla shouted knowing that noise.

The Timberwolves pounded her, bit her stomach. Ate her intestines. Scratched her face, broke her bones, and she was losing liters of blood. Now she nothing but a meal for the Timerwolves.

Kyla loved sex and would do anything to get it. However, she just did it for a meal...Well, now she's a meal...Bye Bye Kyla.

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