Date: April 13, 2019
Location: Human World, Puff Pastry's Restaurant

In the Human World this is a Pastry Shop owned by Puffed Pastry. It was a simple shop that everyone knew. It opened at six in the morning and closed at six at night. After hours the Pastry Shop seemed like it was closed. However, every Saturday night something was different. Look at this guy heading to the back of the store and knocking on the back door.

"Who knocks at the gate." Puffed Pastry said behind the door.

"One who has had a bite of the mysterious cupcake." The guy said,

As soon as the guy said that Puffed Pastry opened the door. The guy took a seat with other people waiting for a nice meal. Puffed Pastry had a second job. Selling baked goods were fine but once Sugar Cube Corner got its worker Pinkie Pie competition was heating up. Puffed Pastry decided to have another delicious meal in her shop.

"Ladies and Gentlemen. I'd like to welcome you here tonight. Today’s meal is orangutan." Puffed Pastry said.

The people clapped and began to cheer. Puffed Pastry's second job was cooking endangered and illegal species smuggled in from around the world. Her twisted customers would pay big bucks to sink their teeth into anything teetering on the brink of extinction.

A couple was sat at a table.

"I think she's a bit wacky in the head." The girl said.

"That may be so, but she can cook up a mean meal. It is so delicious." The guy said.

Fluttershy, I know this is a hard topic for you to talk about, but how does this illegal market work?

"Sadly, Black Market Animals are big business. Every year up to thirty thousand primates, two to five million birds, and ten million reptiles are sold illegally, It's the third largest illegal trade in the world. Rivaled only by guns and drugs. Those people might as well smoke a blunt!! Grab a gun when their high, and shoot themsel-"

Thank you Fluttershy. One night Puffed Pastry had a surprise for her customers.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we got a very delicious animal tonight. It will surprise you."

She had gotten a deal on a rare reptile. This reptile was a King Cobra. As Puffed Pastry got everything ready. She went to the room where The King Cobra was. She kept it in a pot. Then she saw that the pot was on the floor, and The King Cobra was free. Puffed Pastry was sacred, but wasn't going to let this rare delicacy get away. The King Cobra had its head up and was hissing at her.

"Take it easy big guy." Puffed Pastry said grabbing the pot and getting on her knees. "Just get back in the stupid pot."

Fluttershy how do King Cobras act when threatened?

"The King Cobra is one of the longest venomous snakes out there. If it feels threatened it raises its head up and shows its hood it's telling you to back off. The hood is designed to scare you. I think it looks beautiful. I've actually held a King Cobra. When you talk to them you start to understand them. I like how they feel. They all love me. However, due to laws I have to have them devenomized."

"Come on you little devil. I'm going to catch you and make a good dish." Puffed Pastry said as she tried to grab the King Cobra. She grabbed it but it wiggled in her grasp and was pissed off.

*Hisss!! Bite!!*

The snake sank its fangs into one off Puffed Pastry's cheek.

"Ow!!!! Oh God!!!!" She shouted in pain.

Many of the customers heard the commotion. One of the customers decided to see what was going on. When he saw Puffed Pastry touching her cheek he tried to help. Until he saw The King Cobra near her. Waiting to see his target die. He ran off and told the rest of the customers it would be a good idea to leave. They would have called for help. However, if they got caught eating endangered species they would be sent to jail.

Fluttershy what are the effects of a King Cobra's venom?

"The King Cobra's fangs are designed like a hypodermic needle. They are hollow so when they bite the venom glands squeeze and pump a copious amount of venom into you. Their venom causes severe pain, swelling, tissue damage that leaves a nasty necrotizing infection, and paralysis. If left untreated, a king cobra bite can lead to respiratory failure. You won't be able to breathe, and within twenty minutes you die...She deserved it."

In the end Puffed Pastry laid there dead with The King Cobra admiring his work. Puffed Pastry got the money she needed buy killing animals that were endangered. That night she was in danger and now she's...Extinct.

Way To Die #160: Snake Du Jour

Author's Note

Coming up we got a girl who just won't put the phone down. Then we go back to Equestria with a pony that loves to speed things up