Date: March 28, 2014
Location: Human World, Canterlot High

Well were back in the human world. We're in Canterlot High. Interesting. Let's see...Oh, I know how this one goes. For must of us, art doesn't go as much beyond what you find in a centerfold, but what if that centerfold came to life. That's kind of what happened to this fruitcake here. Meet Scott Green, he was making a sculpture.

"Yeah, my beautiful sculpture you are amazing." He said to the sculpture he just made.

Scott Green was an art student at Canterlot High who would always stay after school to sculpt. He even drew pictures. They all had one thing in common. They represented a girl or women who went or worked at Canterlot High. All of a sudden Principal Luna came into the class.

"Scott it's getting late you should head home." Luna said

"Just five more minutes Principal Luna." Scott said

Luna shrugged and walked away. Scott was staring at her ass when she was walking away. Funny enough the sculpture that Scott was working on looked like Principal Luna. Scott had a problem called Agalmatophilia. It's people who are attracted to statues, dolls, or mannequins. He wasn't the only one. In fact, in 1877 there was a gardener who attempted to have sex with a statue of Venus De Milo.

Scott was so obsessed that he chipped out a vagina in his Principal Luna Sculpture. He put it on a table, and now it was time to have a good time with his sculpture. He took off his clothes and got it on with his sculpture.

"Ahhh!!! Yeah!!! Principal Luna yeah!!!" Scott hit Luna's Marble G-spot and rode her until exhaustion. Scott fell asleep while his penis was still in his masterpiece. When he woke up Scott found out that his Principal Luna wasn't done with him. He was suffering from a conditioned called Priapism, a condition in which a penis remains erect for hours in the absence of stimulation or after stimulation has ended. Now his penis was stuck in his Principal Luna Sculpture, This has never happened to Scott when he had fun with his other sculpture's or masturbated to his drawings.

He tried to pull out. "Owwww!!" He was stuck in his own masterpiece. After five minutes of trying he screamed for help. "Help!! Anybody!!"

Too bad the only person here at this time was a janitor named Discord and he was listening to music with headphones and the volume was all the way up. He couldn't hear Scott's scream's for help. Finally after an hour of struggling he popped out of his Principal Luna and fell off the table.

"Finally!" Scott said happily

Free at last, until the sculpture fell off the table...

"AHHHH!!!!"

*Crunch*

And landed right in Scott...Ouch. The sculpture landed right on top of him crushing his body. His skull cracked, his ribs as well, his legs broke, and he bleed to death...Crushed by his own masterpiece.

There is a lesson to be learned from Scott. Don't fuck a sculpture. Get out more. Find yourself, someone...Or you'll wind up like Scott.

Discord finally entered the classroom. "Oh my!!! Sir!!! Sir are you okay!!! Sir!!!"

Scott became one with his own art.

Way To Die #17: Penis De Milo

Author's Note

Coming up more death's from EQ.