1000 Ways To Die
Star Gazer
Previous ChapterNext ChapterDate: June 15, 2015
Location: Ponyville, Track Course
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It was a nice day in Ponyville and the track course was booming with many ponies working out. They were all unaware about the telescope watching them from a far. Meet Star Gazer, a pervert watching the mares working out. He was a Unicorn and loved watching the mares. He had tissues in case he needed them. He would wait for three o' clock for the main event. A Pegasus he loved to stock. Rainbow Dash.
"There you are, you sexy mare." Star Gazer said while grabbing a tissue.
Every time Rainbow Dash came, Star Gazer would admire her sexy flank and her figure. This stallion really needs a new hobby. However, one day he decided to get closer to the action. Star Gazer moves his telescope and gets closer to the track. Rainbow Dash was doing wing push ups and Star Gazer was enjoying the show. However, he got too close and Rainbow Dash spotted him.
"What in the name of Celestia are you doing!?!?!" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"Uhhh it's not what you think!!" Star Gazer said. He ran up the stands, but Rainbow went after him.
"So your're a stalker. You've been stalking me haven't you!?!?!" Rainbow Dash was about to beat the shit out of Star Gazer, but Star Gazer jumped over the railing and feel to the ground.
"Ahhh!!"
*Crack!!*
However, Star Gazer was okay until a sprinter was sprinting full blast and.
*Smack!! Crack!!*
They collided. The sprinter got up, but Star Gazer didn't. Star Gazer was okay when he fell to the ground. His neck was sensitive though after that fall. Once the long jumper hit him his neck cracked, and he never got up.
A word to all of you out there. Don't be a stalker. Get out and go play...Just don't stand in the first lane.
Way To Die #22: Somewhere Over The Railing
Author's Note
Sorry I haven't updated I've been very busy with school.
Coming up Tree Hugger tries to protect a tree, but fails. Then a prisoner tries to escape, but the plan doesn't go as planned.
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