1000 Ways To Die

Date: July 20, 2016
Location: Sweet Apple Acres

"Don't buck the trees!!! Don't buck the trees!!! Don't buck the trees!!!"

You hear that? That is a pony protecting trees at Sweet Apple Acres. The pony holding a sign and tied herself to a six foot tree is Tree Hugger. Tree Hugger loved nature. She was one with it. She cares for nature. Now hear she is in Sweet Apple Acres telling the Apple Family to back off from the trees. Applejack has had enough of it.

"For the last time Tree Hugger we don't harm the trees! We may buck them but they're still fine and healthy!"

However Tree Hugger didn't want to hear it. She just stayed there while the Apple Family bucked trees, and she chanted. "Don't buck the trees!!! Don't buck the trees!!! Don't buck the trees!!!"

Tree Hugger also liked to do one other thing. After preaching and the Apple Family went to sleep. She went to her home and got high with her very own special plant. She grabbed some of the leafs from her plant and got some paper and lighted it up. In her hallucinations she'd see animals reproducing, Trees talking to her and a sexy Stallion that loved nature just like her.

One day Tree Hugger decided to get high before she went to Sweet Apple Acres. Now she was hallucinating while heading to Sweet Apple Acres. The trees talked to her saying they loved what she was doing. Tree Hugger had her sign and started her chant. Applejack was pissed off. She had enough. Then she realized Tree Hugger's eyes were messed up. She knew Tree Hugger was high. She took Tree Hugger to the barn, and lied her on the hay.

Tree Hugger then started to hallucinate her Stallion she saw in her hallucination's. In real life she grabbed an apple and started rubbing her vagina with it. "Ahhhh!! Yes!!! Fuck me!!! Fuck me harder!!!"

Applejack heard the commotion and came in seeing Tree Hugger rolling in the hay playing with an apple. Applejack tried to get her out of the hay. She got her out of the hay. Applejack was mad, but Tree Hugger wasn't done. Still high she went to the tree, and tied herself to it again. The tree though was getting weak. Holding her everyday. The six foot tree had enough and then.

*Crack!!!!*

"AHHHHHHH!!!!"

*Crash!!!!*

The tree feel crushing Tree Hugger. She broke her ribs, the bones went into her lungs, and she...died.

The whole Apple Family came out to see what was going on. Big Mac covered Apple Bloom's eyes. Granny Smith, and Applejack went up to Tree Hugger.

"Sugar Cube you okay!!" Applejack shouted.

However, no response. Poor Tree Hugger. She was annoying. Death had enough. Death decided it was time. However, death decided Tree Hugger should die like she wanted to. She wanted to become one with nature right. She did. There you go Tree Hugger...aren't you happy??

Way To Die #23: E-I-E-I-OWW!