Date: July 19, 2016
Location: Human World, Camp Everfree

Hey...Why is their no picture...What do you mean we already did this idiot? Oh he was that pony from awhile back...His body was what...Yikes okay don't use that picture or we probably might get in trouble. Well fans if you've been here since the beginning you'll remember Soundcheck. Died by electrocution during the Grand Galloping Gala because some wine fell on an exposed wire connected to the guitar he was playing. He loved to play guitar. Well looks like his human counterpart also had trouble. Today him and his whole school was going to Camp Everfree. While he was waiting for the bus to get there he was staring at the girl he had a crush on, Cherry Crash. She was hanging out with her friends.

She was showing something to her friends on her phone. Internet is a crazy place and they saw a picture of a guy giving a bear a wet willy. Man who would be stupid enough to do that.

"I would marry any guy that's brave enough to do that." Cherry Crash said.

Oh no, when Soundcheck heard that he knew what he was going to do when he got to Camp Everfree. Still how did a guy give a bear a wet willy. Well the picture that Cherry Crash and her friends were looking at was fake. You really can't trust a lot of stuff on the internet. Finally the bus parked and everybody got off. Soundcheck went into the woods to find a bear. He saw a cave with something glowing inside it but ignored it. Probably nothing important in that cave. Doesn't this guy even know how to find or trap a bear. Well we got a bear hunter human hear named Brave Heart. Lets see what Soundcheck was doing wrong.

"When you search for a bear you should have bear traps around and a person following you just in case things get bad they can help you out. Having some darts may help to. To find a bear they usually live in caves, near a lake and near a food source like berries or were their prey live. This guy was stupid and had no idea what he was doing. No protection, no helper, no traps, darts and he was just plain stupid."

Thanks Brave Heart. Well Soundcheck finally found a bear sleeping in a cave he took out his phone until someone spoke behind him.

"What are you doing?"

Soundcheck jumped turned around and saw that Cherry Crash followed him when he went into the forest.

"Well...Ummm...I'm going to give a bear a wet willy."

"Are you serious. Oh that is so cool. You know if you do that maybe you and I could...Share a tent tonight."

Once Cherry Crash said that giving Soundcheck bedroom eyes Soundcheck's brain was not working anymore. His dick took over. However, little that they knew everyone else realized they were gone and started looking for them. Gloriosa and Timber, The owners of Camp Everfree, knew this was bad. They knew the forest was a dangerous place. They knew the rights and wrongs about walking in the woods so everyone was in one big group. They couldn't spread out to find Soundcheck and Cherry Crash.

Well Soundcheck was sneaking into the cave while Cherry Crash had her phone ready. Soundcheck heard the bear snoring. He was a big guy. Soundcheck makes sure he doesn't make a sound and covered his finger with saliva and went next to the bears ear. With thinking about what Cherry Crash would be doing with him tonight. He jabbed his finger in the bear while Cherry Crash took the picture...Idiot. Brave Heart how would the bear react.

"When you wake a bear up from its nap he thinks your trying to overtake his territory. That is going to end up in a fight. Bears fight for territory all the time. Many people get pictures of that. This guy was fucked."

Well the bear woke up and thought Soundcheck was trying to overtake his territory.

*ROAR!!!!!!*

Soundcheck runs but the bear grabs him. Cherry Crash screams and runs off. Soundcheck is getting scratched in the face by the bears claws. His eye is taken out making him lose liters of blood. Now the bear bit his stomach. The bear decided that Soundcheck tasted good. Time for lunch.

AHHHHHH!!!!!" Soundcheck shouted while being eaten alive.

Soundcheck's major arteries were eaten by a bear making him lose more, and more blood until he was nothing until a shell of a dead body. Finally Cherry Crash got help. Well it was to late...Hey Soundcheck your all over the news again. Death at Camp Everfree.

As the sunsets on another unfortunate summer death. Lets offer a heart felt goodbye to our old dumbass. Gee thanks for starring on the show Soundcheck...Twice.

Way To Die #28: Death By Furry

Author's Note

Coming up we go back to Equestria and learn that clowns die in weird ways. Then we see Granny Smith get a new hip, and teaches a thief a lesson don’t mess with the Apple Family.

I'm taking a break. Me and my family are going to a theme park far away so I think i'll be gone for a week or so. When I come back i'll be ready for more deaths.