Author's Note

I' m back and ready for more deaths this summer. Now sit back and enjoy this death.

Funny Bone

Date: July 26, 2013
Location: Appaloosa, Rancher's House

Well here we are at a sweet little ponies birthday party. The birthday girl's name was Saddle. The party was getting to the best part. Two clowns that Saddle's father hired were here. Bozo and Trouble Shoes. Those two together didn't need a script. They were funny anywhere even without the makeup. Once they entered the house the fillies and colts cheered.

"Hey little ponies! Ready for whoops." Trouble Shoes said and accidentally tripped over his hoofs and landed on a pie he was holding making all the kids laugh.

Bozo and Trouble Shoes made all the little ponies laugh with jokes and any other stuff they had. However, we need to talk about another clown in this story. Meet Funny Bone. He was a clown that needed jobs. Now Saddle was going to hire him, but the problem is he cost way to much. Funny Bone didn't take no for an answer, so instead he decided to go to the party and have a Goof Off. What the hell is a Goof Off...Uhhh Pinkie help me out here.

"A Goof Off is when two competitors have free range to goof about and make the judge laugh as much as they can. I've been in one Goof Off which was against Cheese Sandwhich, I've also seen many Goof Off's. You need to be a trained professional of silliness or a master of parties to be in one. If your not you could get seriously hurt. Can I have the cupcake now that you promised me that I would get one if I guest stared in this story!!!"

Give her the cupcake...Uhhh anyways Funny Bone was heading to the party. Funny Bone would challenge the other two clowns to a Goof Off and do an amazing trick. It was called the Inside Out Ballon. What is that Pinkie...Pinkie stop eating the cupcake and answer the question.

"Huh? Wha? Oh The Inside Out Ballon Trick is when you surround yourself inside a gigantic ballon. The ballon will start small but then it will get big and you'll be engulfed by it. You must stand perfectly still!!!! Then you pop out and throw candy at your audience. However the ballon you use is very dangerous because if it pops cause you moved to much it will explode right on you and the pieces are like shrapnel's of metal. I've only done it once and let me tell you it was amazing for the crowd but I sure was scared."

Finally Funny Bone made it to the party burst through the entrance and looked at Bozo and Trouble Shoes.

"Bozo and Trouble Shoes I challenge you two to a Goof Off!!"

Once that was said they took their stances and were about to began. They made Saddle the judge and began to do every single trick they knew. Bozo did many flips and feel into a banana cream pie while singing. Trouble Shoes tried to clear a ring but instead he just fell and tumbled. However it was still funny. Funny Bone also did flips and feel into a banana cream pie. However the trick that Trouble Shoes tried to do he perfected and made many ponies stand there amazed. Then he did another flip and fell into another banana cream pie making all the ponies and Saddle laugh out loud. Bozo and Trouble Shoes didn't give up that easily they did every trick they knew and before Funny Bone knew it he lost. Saddle chose Bozo and Trouble Shoes as the winner.

Funny Bone was not happy. "Wait I got one more trick." However, nopony was paying attention to him. He set up the stuff he needed and began to do the Inside And Out Ballon Trick. He stood there while the ballon engulfed him. However Funny Bone accidently moved his hoof and the ballon was about to pop.

"Oh no."

*Boom!!!*

No one heard the explosion because the little ponies were blowing on party favors making so much noise. Funny Bone was on the ground dead. Covered in ballon pieces. The ballon pieces which were now sharp as metal shrapnel's cut the side of his neck causing massive blood loss severing the jugular. That caused Funny Bone to no longer receive blood to his major organs. All the other shrapnel's punctured other such body parts and he died instantly from heavy blood loss.

Funny Bone wanted a job. He didn't get it so he challenged the other clowns to a Goof Off. Game over Funny Bone you lost. Hey look on the bright side you made the ponies at the morgue laugh at how you died...Hey did you hear about the death about that clown that tried to do the Inside Out Ballon Trick... Ha that's a good one.

Way To Die #29: Ballon-A-Tic