Author's Note

HollowZero made the art. I made the death.

Sticky Hooves

Date: June 11, 2014
Location: Ponyville, Market Ally

Look at this pony. Now lets be honest, he's going to die...And you're going to be happy that he does. Now everypony, if you live in Ponyville than you know Granny Smith. A little old lady who says howdy to everypony she meets. Her food is delicious. She was in Ponyville because she finally got a new hip and was able to walk without any help. She may be old but she has many years left in her. She was going to buy some tools for the farm and had a bag full of bits.

Now lets go back to the pony in the picture. Meet Sticky Hooves. A pony who never made a truthful bit in his life. He's a thief, a rat bastard. He's looking for a good target to steal from. When he sees Granny Smith, he smiles. Now of course Sticky Hooves doesn't want to be seen. He puts on a hoodie to hide himself. This was going to be easy.

Granny Smith is still walking peacefully. Until Sticky Hooves tries to steal the bag full of bits she's holding. Emphasis on tries because Granny Smith was holding on to the bag very well and now Sticky Hooves has to fight for the bits...Bad idea. Granny punches him in the face and he's in for a painful beating. Now Granny may be old but she's worked in the farm her whole life. She is like a crazy bull when she sees a thief. She grabs Sticky Hooves and hits his face through a window.

*Crash!!!*

"What the?" Mr.Cake said.

Many ponies see what's going on and head outside. Now right outside of Sugar Cube Corner is a fight against an old granny and a young thief. This thief is fucked. He tries to run away but Granny Smith grabs him by the tail. She ain't done with him yet. She going to give this stallion a whole pack of senior citizen whoop ass. She punches him in his stallion hood then punches him in the face. He's got bloody nose but Granny ain't done.

"Yeah Granny Smith you go!!!" Rainbow Dash says drinking a smoothie she got from Sugar Cube Corner.

"Kick his flank!!!" A stallion shouts.

Sticky Hooves has no problem punching an old mare back. He gets a few blows, but that only ignites Granny's fumes. She bucks him in the stomach and then Sticky Hooves realizes he's not going to win this fight. He tires to run away.

"Get back here ya varmint!!" Granny Smith shouts and kicks Stick Hooves straight into the garbage can near Sugar Cube Corner's.

Finally some two geeks start filming with their camera. "Yeah beat him up!!!" One of the geeks shout.

Finally Sticky Hooves is on the ground and Granny decided to deliver the buck of all bucks. She's still got some shopping to do after this.

*Smack!!!*

She delivers the grandmother of all bucks right on Sticky Hooves throat. Sticky Hooves can't breath and everypony cheers for Granny Smith's victory. Once that's done they all leave Sticky Hooves all on his own.

Sticky Hooves gets up and runs to an ally. He takes off his hoodie and is holding on to his throat. "Agh!! Agh!! Agh!!"

He still can't breath and then finally...

*Plop!!*

He Falls down...Dead on the ground.

Granny bucked Sticky Hooves windpipe and bucked him right where the Adam's Apple was and she generated enough force to rupture his windpipe now his body wasn't able to suck in the air he needed to live.

Granny is nice to everypony she meets but a thief is something she just can't stand. Poor Sticky Hooves. He learned how The Apple Family does it down at the farm. Take that Sticky Hooves....How do ya like them apples.

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