Date: July 19, 2015
Location: Human World, Chariot Beach

Welcome to Chariot Beach. The most popular beach in the Human World. You could surf, swim, get a tan, and at night have sex on the beach. Now lets meet this girl named Sweet Leaf. Sweet Leaf sold many things near the beach. Sun tan lotion, surfboards, and even some drugs that she kept hidden very well. The customers needed to know the password she gave them to purchase those. Were was her shop? Well she owned a truck. She usually just sat on the cargo bed with the stuff she sold around her, a sign that showed the prices of things she sold except for the drugs and waited for customers.

"Leaf lick." A guy whispered.

Sweet Leaf took out her drug stash and gave the guy what he wanted for fifty bucks. Others came for some sun tan lotion, and the surfboards. She did pretty well selling stuff especially her drugs. She decided to have some of her drugs herself and got a bit high. That's when she decided to have some fun at the beach. She took of her clothes and put on her bikini. She was having fun in the water surfing with many surfers and also asking them if they wanted to help her change. They would go to a dressing booth and have some fun.

"Oh fuck yes!!! Yeah!! Fuck me!!!" Sweet Leaf would scream in pure bliss every time she came.

She was having a great time. Their was only one thing that sucked at the beach. It was a bitch to find a parking space. One man was trying to find a parking spot and was handicap. His name was Bomber. Sweet Leaf got back to her car which was parked at a handicap spot. Bomber lost a leg while serving in the military. The least his country could do for him was give him a place to park. When he saw Sweet Leaf he got out of his car enraged and came out in his crutches. Sweet Leaf had no problem using handicap spots. She decided she was done for the day and packed her stuff up and put her surfboards in the truck's cargo bed.

"Hey what gives!! Your not handicap you cant park there!!" Bomber shouted

"Hop back to your car!!!" Sweet Leaf shouted.

Sweet Leaf was about to leave but she decided to wait for awhile to mess around with this guy. How does that feel to handicap people well we got a man named Fury Stunt here that's handicap. Have you had this happen to you.

"I used to walk but I did a crazy stunt that left me handicap. People who park in handicap spaces and are not handicap it just ugh!!! Sends me in a craze!!! I mean what the fuck!!! When I see that I yell at them. If they don't move and they leave their car there then I scratch a note on their car...With my key."

Thanks Fury Stunt.

Bomber had enough waiting and went up to Sweet Leaf's car and started scratching it with his key.

"Hey you fucker back off!! You know what!!" Sweet Leaf was pissed and began to back up and try to run Bomber over. Until.

"Woah miss wait!!" Bomber shouted

*Smack!! Crash!! Crack!!*

What was that sound. Smack was the sound of one of Sweet Leaf's surfboards pivoting sideways because the tail of the surf board caught the handicap sign. The crash was the surf board breaking through the trucks glass window, and to the back of Sweet Leaf's neck...Cracking it. The surf board hit Sweet Leaf at just the right spot to sever her spinal column from her brain stem. Her body could not receive any signals to operate. So her major organs stopped working. Which caused Sweet Leaf to die in seconds. Oh...Bummer Sweet Leaf. Bomber was trying to warn her but was to late.

Sweet Leaf would have run over her own grandmother for a parking spot. She got high and had some fun swimming, having sex, and surfing. However, instead of Sweet Leaf hanging ten. She is now...Deep six. Welcome to hell Sweet Leaf. You can park here as long as you like...Bitch.

Way To Die #35 Handi-Crapped

Author's Note

Coming up were staying in the Human World and deal with some sex on the beach that goes horribly wrong, and then one couple tries to find some animals in the wild safari for a summer trip and instead find some deadly ants.