1000 Ways To Die

Date: ??? (Before Hearths Warming Existed)
Location: Griffon Kingdom

Okay 1000 Way fans, we got a blast from the past. Now we don't know much about Griffons, but we got a story about one. If you were alive before Hearths Warming eve existed then you would know how they acted. They were like dragons. They were greedy and always kept to themselves. Why did they change their ways. Here to answer that is Ethan Eagle. A scout in The Griffon Army. His job today was to go find some food. It was freezing temperature and Ethan was in a huge blizzard.

"I fuckin hate searching for food!!! Why can't any other Griffon do this!!!" Ethan shouted in anger.

Now we all know Griffons eat meat. Ethan was searching for any living thing he could find in this blizzard. However, Ethan was about to find something hidden underneath all the snow. As Ethan was walking he felt one of his claws get stuck in a hole. He looked down and realized something was under there. He dug and figured out it was a huge hole. He flew down and saw that he found a treasure hidden lair. He smiled and he also found dinner. Which were a few animals living down there. Animals are food for Griffons.The end right...Not really.

Ethan now always volunteer to find food to go to his secret hideout. He would hangout there for a bit and bring some food from his hideout thanks to the animals that lived down there. He loved his secret hideout. It was like his own Man Cave. However, one day Ethan's hideout was covered in ice.

"What the fuck!!!"

It was really cold that day. He was trying to break the ice but no such luck. Then all of a sudden he heard a noise. It sounded like some neighing. He decided to go check it out. He thought it was just someponies. Boy was he wrong. The neighing got louder and louder. Ethan looked around. Then he looked up and saw something that freaked him out. He saw weird horse creatures in the sky.

*Neigh!!!!*

They were making the noise. What were these creatures. They were Windigos. What are those. Well we got a Historian here called Pager.

"Windigos are malevolent winter spirits that feed off fighting and hatred. The more hate the spirit feels, the colder things become. The feud between unicorns, pegasi and earth ponies gives Windigos power which they use to turn the lands into an unlivable winter wasteland. If ponies hatred gets violent enough Windigos can even freeze them in ice blocks. I only got about two books about these creatures. Some ponies say they are still around today. If you see one. Pardon my language but...Your fucked."

Ethan hated the noise they were making and was angry at these Windigos.

"Get out of here wherever you things are!!!!"

Once the Windigos heard that they feed off the hatred coming from Ethan. Ethan is already cold but then he starts to feel a bit colder. He starts to breath heavily. He feels something in his claws and sees that he is turning into an ice block. The Windigos were killing him slowly.

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!"

Hypothermia started to happen to Ethan. First his blood cells start to flow slowly. He tired to call for help but then he realized he couldn't call for help anymore because that was stage two of hypothermia. You can't speak. Stage three well. Ethan's body finally had enough and the ice covering him finally finished its job and Ethan was...Dead.

If that isn't enough for you. Guess what it doesn't end their. Someponies found his body and used his body as a statue. Heh well look at you now Ethan. You're a dead Griffon that everypony can look at. This is why Griffon's have a saying about greed today that they all follow. Have a greedy mind, you have a greedy heart, then you'll freeze and then you'll lose...Your greedy life.

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