Date: October 31, 2016
Location: Manehatten, Colt Boy Radio Station

Well here we are back in Equestria. It's Nightmare Night and this pony named Off Topic is on the radio interviewing somepony, and playing scary songs. Off Topic was an okay pony except for one thing. He would always spread rumors that ponies would fall for. He also made rumors about ponies as well.

"Did you know Cadence is actually cheating on her husband?" Off Topic said to his fans.

Off Topic usually said it was stretching the truth. He didn't care who it hurt. He hid his Cutie Mark because it revealed what his special talent really was. It wasn't being a radio host. It was being a complete liar. You know this reminds me of something that happened in Ponyville. However, that's not what we're here to talk about. Off Topic was about to do two thing this Nightmare Night. He would make a silly hoax that a monster is coming to town. He had to make sure everything was ready for tonight.

"Dude, are you sure you want to do this? I mean doing this could get you in serious trouble." A pony said that worked for Off Topic.

"It's fine dude, I won't get in trouble." Off Topic said.

"Oh I almost forgot to tell you. Have you told-"

"Dude I'm busy i'll do whatever I have to do later." Off Topic said cutting of his worker.

The worker shrugged and headed home. It was time to get ready. It was ten o' clock and it was time for his show to start.

"This is Off Topic with some breaking news a monster is heading straight for Manehatten!!! In about two hours it will be here!!! The Princesses have done all they could we must evacuate immediately!!!" Off Topic shouted in the mic holding in his laughter. He screamed and explained how the monster looked like.

Two hours later almost everypony was evacuating Manehatten. Off Topic was laughing and was about to reveal the truth. Finally at 12:50 A.M he decided he had his fun. Everypony knew it was a hoax. He turned on the signal to apologize but...

*Crash!!!*

The satellite up on the roof fell and...

"Ahhhhh!!!!!"

*Crack!!! Splat!!!*

Landed right on Off Topic. That's what his worker was trying to tell him. He needed someone to bolt it down more because it was getting loose. He hadn't told anypony to fix it. However, he wasn't dead. The radio signal was still working. He reached for his microphone and whispered.

"Help the satellite fell on me. Get help."

Anypony that was listening didn't care. They thought he was lying. Finally Off Topics body was losing liters of blood, his bones were crushed, and finally death decided it was time for him...

"Ugh."

To go.

Hey did you hear the news. Off Topic pulled off a pretty good trick. It was help i'm not pretending i'm actually dying. Off Topic was a jerk and Faust from up above decided to teach him a lesson. So long Off Topic...You son of a bitch.

Way To Die #39: Breaking News

Author's Note

Pinkie Pie: Coming up i'm here to serve some cupcakes.