1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Human Blue Blood (Created by Speedy Silverstreak)

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Author's Note

FerroKiva made the picture and Speedy Silverstreak made the death. Sorry, it took so long but here you go. More deaths coming up.


Human Blue Blood (Created by Speedy Silverstreak)

Date: May 23, 2013
Location: Human World, Passion's House

Oh, it's this jackass again. Well, meet Blueblood's human counterpart. Well, he died back in Equestria and now it's time for his death in the Human World. In this world, he ain't a prince he just knows Principal Celestia, Luna, President of the PTA, and much more high society people. Even outside of school he knew some people high up. He can pretty much do anything such as fail a test and still pass the class. He may not be a prince in this world but he acts like one. However, today he wanted to have some fun with one woman.

The women that he wanted was Passion a cop that was beautiful and was nice but if you broke the law the only passion you'll be receiving will be the passion of pain from her. Blue Blood wanted one thing her mouth around his cock. What Blueblood wants he always gets. However, even though he had Passion's number Passion always ignored him. He decided to find out where she lived. Then a woman was driving too slow getting him mad.

"Move it come on!!!"

While he was waiting he tried to call Passion again but.

Passion looked at her phone to see who was calling "Again really. Ignore."

Blue Blood was completely obsessed. What is up with this freak. He actually found out where she lived and decided to buy some binoculars. He decided to watch Passion from a far. Passion had a secret job. She wore different makeup to disguise herself. She would strip her clothes pleasure herself and post it online to make a lot of money. Blue Blood decided to enjoy the show. Now Blue Blood had a hobby find a great place to stalk Passion and watch her from afar.

"Oh yes, i'm fucking so wet right now!!!" Passion shouted pleasuring herself with a rubber dildo.

One day Blue Blood recorded her and went up to her one day. He knocked on her door and showed her the recording.

"Hey, Passion look what I got." Blue Blood said showing her what he recorded. "If you want this recording you're going to have to pleasure me now."

Instead, Passion began to fight Blue Blood. They fought, pushed, struggled, and ended up in her backyard. Passion threw Blue Blood into her hotub while he was holding the camera and it broke.

"Why you!!"

*Suck!!*

Ahhhhh!!!!!!"

All of sudden Blue Blood was getting a suck of his life but not on his dick. He sat on the hot tub waters intake that formed a perfect seal with his rectum. Blood began to fill the tub. Blue Blood tried to pull himself off but that just made it worse and
the water intake was pulling his guts out.

"Ahhhhh!!!!!!"

Blue Blood shouted in pain and spat blood from his mouth. Then he filled the whole hot tub full of blood. He was...Dead.

"Oh my god Blue Blood!!!" Passion shouted.

Hey, Red Heart tell us what happened.

"When the pool drainage sucked up his intestines it started ripping out organs which are attached to the intestines. It ripped out his large intestines, small intestines, liver, kidneys, spleen, and our patient bleed to death."

Poor Blue Blood...Kidding. Go suck yourself Blue Blood oh wait never mind...The hot tub did it for you.

Way To Die #44 Pucker Up Buttercup

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