Date: June 9, 2012
Location: Ponyville, Mash's House

It was the hottest day ever recorded in Ponyville. Ponies tried everything to stay cool. Turn the A.C on, turn on fans, open windows, and leave the refrigerator open. One night at the Mash's house Love Tap went to the refrigerator to do one thing that would keep her cool. Rubbing a popsicle stick all over her body.

However, she didn't know in the bushes a brown stallion was watching her. Meet Batter he was a great pony when playing baseball. However, he's now down in the dumps. He's been having a losing streak and the team he was on kicked him out. Now he has no money. He decided to steal and that's why he's at the Mash's house. Then he saw Love Tap and he loves the sight of her.

Love Tap moaned and stretched putting her flank in the air trying to figure out how to beat this heat. Batter stopped looking and decided he needed to steal now. It was easy since all the windows were open. Isn't that right Rainbow Dash.

"Okay so we have gotten complaints about making it too hot but it's what we have to do so other places can make crops grow. Most home invasions happen around this time in other places but not really in Ponyville. Stealing is very rare around these parts."

Batter got in easily but then he accidentally made a noise waking everypony up and the whole Mash family was up. Batter luckily was prepared for this he had a bat with him. He saw Love Tap coming after him so he

*Smack!!!!!!*

hit her on the head.

*Plop*

She fell down on the ground.

"Mom!!" Button and his brother Arcade shouted.

"Sweet heart!!" Firewall who was Love Tap's husband shouted.

"Stay back you fuckers unless you want to get killed as well!!!!" Batter shouted going in the other rooms.

Firewall saw that Love Tap wasn't breathing and performed CPR. Giving her mouth to mouth and pumping in the middle of her chest Button and his brother couldn't fight Batter with the weapon he had. All they did was watch their father hoping for the best for their mom. However, it was no good Love Tap was out. Her husband stopped and they all began to cry. Batter kept stealing stuff not caring.

Way To Die- Wait!!! I'm not done!!!

Love Tap all of a sudden got up. The whole family gasped. It's time you all learned something called Lazarus syndrome. What is that well it is rare. Only 38 cases have been reported in the world. When CPR is being performed it creates a tremendous amount of pressure within the heart and when CPR is terminated some of that pressure can get released. That can cause an electrical impulse to occur. That allows the heart to beat again.

Love Tap told everypony to be quiet. She went behind Batter grabbed his bat

*Smack!!!!!!*

Hit him from behind and he was...dead.

"Assassination and killed from the grave!!!!" Button shouted smiling.

The whole Mash family hugged each other happy that nopony died. Well except for Batter but who cares about him. No use on resurrecting you Batter...You striked out.

Way To Die #45: Right Bat Atcha

Author's Note

Sorry it took so long school is back and it's hell. I'll try to post as fast as I can but it will be pretty slow. Coming up the human world is here and Diamond Tiara is having fun with a fidget spinner. A bit too much. Then Maud has fun with Boulder.