1000 Ways To Die

Date: May 23, 2017
Location: Human World, Canterlot High

Ahh, the new trend fidget spinners. You can feel your anxiety lessening less and less every time you spin it. Let the autism consume you. It helps people forget that they don't have any friends. As long as it keeps spinning everything is alright. These things are really big and everybody needs one. Many people in Canterlot High are buying one and also making them look cooler and amazing. Many students bring them to school and some dumb teachers take them away.

Diamond Tiara had many fidget spinners that were awesome. One was golden, some had glitter, and many amazing things that catch peoples attention. Now Diamond Tiara likes to show off a lot. Why is she like that well Human Twilight you know a lot about phycology why does Diamond Tiara crave so much attention.

"I think Diamond Tiara had Histrionic personality disorder it is characterized by a long-standing pattern of attention seeking behavior and extreme emotionality. Someone with histrionic personality disorder wants to be the center of attention in any group of people, and they feel uncomfortable when they are not. While often lively, interesting, and sometimes dramatic, they have difficulty when people aren’t focused exclusively on them."

Diamond Tiara always wanted that attention and today she was going to get it with a new fidget spinner she had custom made. It had spikes on each end. Everybody was surprised. She showed it off to everybody. She did many tricks with it and decided to take it up a notch. She began throwing it in the air and grabbing it. She was doing great. Many people were watching her. Then all of a sudden Principal Celestia saw what the commotion was about and when she saw the fidget spinner she knew someone would get hurt. She ran outside to stop what was happening.

Everything was going fine and Silver Spoon was live streaming what was happening. Diamond threw the fidget spinner in the air again this would be the hundredth time and she was on fire. Then all of sudden she saw Button Mash walking up to school. She wouldn't admit it but she had a crush on him. She looked at him.

"Diamond look out!!"

Diamond looked up and

*Stab!!*

...The fidget spinner impaled her face...

"Ahhh!!!" Everyone shouted seeing the gruesome sight.

Principal Celestia came outside but was too late.

Ouch. Twilight since you're here tell us what happened to her.

"The fidget spinner impaled her face and went into her brain. That causes internal bleeding not to mention the brain stops working. It can't send any messages to the body and all the major organs shut down and...She was dead."

Well, what did we learn here? Stay focused and fidget spinners really are a good way to relieve stress. You know why. Take it from Diamond Tiara she had no stress because she is resting in peace...Forever.

Way To Die #46: Fidget Blender