1000 Ways To Die

Date: April 3, 2011
Location: Manehatten, Bridge Park

"Of course I can model for you. For a Playpony magazine. Sure why not. I'll make sure many stallions buy that magazine. One sec." Flawless Diamond said talking to somepony on the phone.

Flawless Diamond was a beautiful model. Her secret was not cream or any other products. Those products did help her. Sure she used them. However, her big secret to making her look pretty was water. She drank so much water. Every single day. Water kept her hydrated and made her skin beautiful. Her mane was perfect as it was. Does anypony know about models? Well, we got Photo Finish here. She knows about models. She was a model herself before. Now Photo Finish tell us about models and hydration.

"A hydrated body is vundabor. However too much could be dangerous. Drinking eight bottles of water a day is a myth. It's too much. Still, less is not enough. You must get right in the middle and drink just the right amount to be a picture perfect pony. Enough! I go."

Uhhh...Thanks, Photo Finish. Anyways Flawless was modeling for playpony showing off her plot to the stallions taking pictures. She also was pleasuring herself and the stallions took pictures with tissues up their noses to catch the blood. Next was having fun with another mare. She had fun with another mare as they shared a dildo. Once the dildo was all they way in them they grinded their aching clits together.

Finally, after a hard day at work, she went out for a run. The more she ran the more she drank. She drank about 25 bottles today. That should be a record. She felt so good today. She was running so fast.

"Move it, slowpokes!!" Flawless shouted to other ponies and pushing them out of her way. Finally, somepony showed up to workout as well. Rainbow Dash. Flawless challenged Rainbow to a race. No wings just hooves. They ran and ran. Flawless took the lead and was about to win until.

"Agh!!!" Flawless felt a pain in her head. She tried to keep running but then...

*Plop*

She stopped and fell dead in her tracks.

"OH MY CELESTIA FLAWLESS!! HELP ANYPONY!!" Rainbow shouted for help.

Dear goodness what happened. Hey, Nurse Redheart you know what happened right.

"Flawless drank too much water and without time for electro light replenishment that causes swelling of the cells in the brain. The swelling is caused by the water which dilutes the salt that's normally in the bloodstream. The dilution causes water to be forced into the cells causing the cells to swell. That causes swelling in the brain which causes seizures, brain damage, or death."

Flawless was beautiful and she loved to work out. She definitely won the water drinking competition. At her funeral, her friends said she never looked so beautiful...Pain is Beauty.

Way to Die #48: Hydrate-Dead