Date: November 21, 2015
Location: Ponyville, Rarity's Boutique

Ah dresses, everywhere. I don't really get it. Why are dresses such in big demand? Aren't we always naked? Eh whatever, let's talk about what we're really here to talk about. Meet Silk Hoof, she can make dresses that are beautiful and feel comfortable to wear. She had a shop in Ponyville. Every time it was closing time, she went to her bed put her face on the pillow and screamed.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

She was angry. She made dresses in Ponyville and that is bad because you have a strong competition. That competition is Rarity. She was a good dressmaker and made dresses faster and better than Silk Hoof. Silk Hoof hated her. She thought Rarity was a bitch. Well, she had a plan. Sneak inside Rarity's place and destroy her clothes. However, before she would, she still had a whole day ahead of her. She was in a bad mood.

She went to the grocery store. She was going to return some stuff but there was one problem.

"Umm, ma'am these items have obviously been used." The manager said when she gave the items to him.

"No, they haven't asshole!!" She said kicking the manager and went to go buy groceries.

She bumped into ponies. Hit carts with her own cart. She would also steal somethings. Eat some of the food right off the shelves. She was completely out of control. Then she saw Rarity. She smiled and made Rarity drop her groceries.

"Oh I'm so sorry Rarity it was an accident."

"It's alright dear. None of it got on me at least." Rarity said.

Silk Hoof smiled she couldn't wait until tonight. When night came Silk Hoof snuck inside the Boutique and she had a spray paint can, and some other tools to mess with Rarity's things. She was very quiet and began spray painting her dresses. Most of them she sprayed orange. Then she started messing with her machines. She unscrewed things here and there. Then she saw a scarf that was ocean blue and had a great design. She decided to keep it. Then she saw a machine that she knew. It was the sewing machine 5000. It was amazing and she decided to mess with it. She unscrewed things here and there. However, by accident, she turned it on and her scarf got caught. The scarf got wrapped around the sewing machine. Silk Hoof tried to turn it off but the off button wouldn't work anymore.

"HE- AGH!!" She couldn't scream because she was being choked. Oh dear. After thirty seconds of struggling and trying to breathe. She gave out and was...Dead.

The next day Rarity woke up she saw Silk Hoof. "AHHHHH SILK HOOF OH MY CELESTIA!!!" She fainted.

Ohh poor Silk Hoof. Heh talk about getting caught in your own work...Get it...Oh come on that was funny.

Way To Die #49: Art of Death

Author's Note

Coming Up Luna is captured by a cult that think she is still Nightmare Moon. That cult is stupid and stupid meets death. Then a mare goes crazy during heat season.