1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Solar Burst

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Author's Note

The picture won't show on the phone you have to see it on your computer. Sorry, it took so long my life is not good right now. Up next its heat season and this mare want's some.


Solar Burst

Date: May 1, 2013
Location: Underground Canterlot, Solar Cult's Hideout

Now everypony have you ever heard of The Solar Cult. Probably not since the princesses try to keep it a secret. We got a top secret death here. Anyways The Solar Cult was a simple clan that always believed in Princess Celestia. No other princesses. Just her. They hated the others. However, the one they hated the most was Princess Luna. They thought Princess Luna was Nightmare Moon just in disguise. They didn't think the elements of harmonies did anything. One night the Solar Cult snuck past the guards caught Luna and put tape over her mouth so she couldn't scream and tied her up. They put machines in her wings and horn so she couldn't use them.

They led her to the underground base of The Solar Cult. There was their leader pleased to see who they captured. The Leaders name was Solar Burst.

"Well. Well. Well. Look who it is Nightmare Moon." He ripped the tape off her mouth and smiled.

"Ow!! What is thou doing to us!! Release us at once!!" Luna shouted.

"I can't do that Nightmare Moon. Not before the ritual."

Finally a couple of hours later Luna was tied to the ground in a room with no ventilation. Solar Burst put a picture of a sun under her and began burning incense and coal. He began chanting as well. "Nightmare be gone. Evil Away." He chanted.

Princess Luna decided that she had to wait until the guards notice she was stolen. They would look for her now all she can do is mess with Solar Burst. "We feel nothing. Thou is doing nothing."

NIGHTMARE BE GONE!!! EVIL AWAY!!!" Solar Burst shouted burning more incense and coal. Bad idea.

The incense was releasing a toxic fume called benzopyrene. Coal we all know gives off deadly carbon monoxide. the combination of the two gasses was killing Solar Burst slowly. He began coughing violently.

*COUGH!!! COUGH!!!* "Nightmare be go-" *COUGH!!! COUGH!!!*

It made him light-headed and unable to think rationally. Solar Burst should have left the room. Instead he...

*Plop*

Fell and died because of lack of oxygen. Hey, Twilight what happened exactly.

"Carbon monoxide is a gas and when the body breaths it in it combines with the major molecules that carry oxygen to the body and blocks it from carrying oxygen. So the body is essentially asphyxiating and it's only a matter of minutes when your brain will experience neuroethics levels of low oxygen and that can result in death. However, Luna caught a break and thank goodness she did you see there was a layer of fresh air low to the ground and she could breathe."

Thanks, Twilight. Well, Solar Burst tried to cleanse Luna.

"Hello is thou okay. Oh, my word." Luna said looking at Solar Burst's dead body.

He killed himself. Finally, the guards found Luna and set her free and arrested the rest of the cult. Ponies say if your loyal to this cult all the way to death you'll go to a place called Valhalla. Well then...Welcome to Valhalla Solar Burst.

Way To Die #50: Loyal Even In Death

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