Date: August 1, 2011
Location: Canterlot, Anvil Factory

Welcome to this anvil factory in Canterlot. Now mostly unicorns work here. However, there is one earth pony with a cutie mark for an Anvil. Meet Anvil Hanger his special talent is hanging anvils. Yeah, not the best special talent he hates it too. He works here at this anvil factory. He's actually the manager. He may have quit this job but one thing he liked about this job was...Messing with his co-workers.

He would usually scare them or play them with a game called chicken. It was his past time. He would scare them at bad times.

He was sneaking up behind one of his co-workers which was a unicorn. "Raghhh!!!"

"Gah!!" he scared him making him lose concentration drop the anvil breaking the floor a bit.

Anvil Hanger laughed and began working again. Everypony hated him so they decided one day to get even. One day they decided to play chicken during their break time with him. They had something plan. Anvil Hanger was the champion at chicken.

"Alright, guys I got something we can do. Let's play chicken." One of the employees said.

When Anvil heard that he joined the rest of the group. Now how do you play chicken? Well, we have the championship winner in Ponyvillle of chicken right here. Scootaloo.

"First I'm not a chicken...I hate when ponies call me that. The game chicken is simple it's like a dare. It's knowing how much pain or whatever you can withstand. Whoever withstands it the most is the winner. Whoever doesn't is chicken and they have to act like a chicken for a day. I remember when I beat Diamond Tiara. When she acted like a chicken for a whole day. It was hilarious."

"Today Anvil Hanger was going to get a surprise from his employees. They would start easy and do a dare that they made sure he would lose and hopefully get hurt by. They started with anvil lifting, holding their breaths, and you know your normal stuff for chicken. Finally, it was time for the big test.

"Alright Anvil we are gonna light up some firecrackers hold it in our mouths and see who spits out their's last."

Now that was crazy but what Anvil didn't know was that all the firecrackers were made by the employees to not explode because the string that they would light would stop just in time so they wouldn't explode.

Finally, they got all together lit their firecrackers up and then came who would win this game of chicken...Finally, after fifteen seconds many employees spit it out to make it seem believable but then something strange happened the firecrackers were popping. The employees accidentally messed up their plan. They all began to spit out their firecrackers Anvil was last and spit out his behind and began to gloat.

"Ha chickens!!!"

However, where he spit it an employee put a knife to cut open some boxes. The firecracker went

*BOOM!!!*

"Woah hey, Anvil watch out!!" An employee shouted.

Anvil turned then

*Stab*

The knife stabbed him on the right side of his chest. Hey, it's okay did you know you could survive that hit. It was in his body but if he didn't pull out the knife and head to the emergency room he would maybe end up okay. Anvil there's hope. However, Anvil began spitting out blood.

"Bagh. Bagh."

"Oh shit!!" All the employees shouted. I'm confused what happened. It's time we learned about something called Dextrocardia. Twilight explain to us what this does to you.

"Dextrocardia is a rare heart condition in which your heart points toward the right side of your chest instead of the left side. Dextrocardia is congenital, which means people are born with this abnormality. Nothing bad happens to you if you have it but that's not the case for Anvil. The knife went inside his heart. The heart can no longer pump blood to the organs and he spat out his blood so he died a very painful death instead of instantly dying."

Anvil was a jerk and the anvils above wouldn't do him in. So a knife with speed did it instead. Hey, Anvil ever heard of a pyrrhic victory? It's when you win the battle but lose the war...Dumb ass.

Way To Die #52: Chicken Brain

Author's Note

Finally got one done. I hate school. Up next this pony dresses like Santa is naughty. Then Celestia lay off the sweets or death will come knocking on your door.