Author's Note

I got new ideas thanks to fans and i'm back now enjoy this holiday death. EpicCartoonsFan made the art. I made the death. Coming up Celestia lay off the cake at this holiday party.

Scammer

Date: December 1, 2013
Location: Human World, Manehatten Mall

It was almost close to Christmas and inside the mall. Not a creature was stirring except two hot girls and a stoner Clause. Alright enough with the rhyming. Meet Scammer he was dressed as Santa Clause for money. The mall was closed and everyone was about to leave. Scammer was just doing what he loved to do. Playing with two hot elves.

Rarity was a hot elf with a short skirt that showed her ass as she picked up presents. Scammer loved the view as he smoked another cigarette. The other hot elf was Sunset Shimmer. Scammer got a bit grabby with Rarity and lifted her skirt.

"What on earth are you doing!!" She shouted.

Sunset came to the rescue and slapped Scammers hand away. "If you put your filthy fingers on her again I'm getting the manager."

Why is being Santa Clause a great job? Well, we got a fake Santa Clause here named Big Mac.

"......"

Big Mac, you have to talk. No Eeyup or Nope.

"......"

That's it get your sister Applejack here to explain.

"Being Santa can make over 100 bucks an hour. Where a veteran Santa can make 175 to 200 bucks an hour. If Santa works 40 hours a week during the holiday season that's about 10,000 dollars right there. It helps our farm. Right, Big Mac."

"Eeyup"

Alright. Anyways Scammer was making good money. He usually scammed people but he decided to take another path for Christmas. Anyways he was having a nice time with his assistants. A bit too much. However, all he did now and then was get stoned. Touch Rairty and Sunset Shimmer's asses.

They told the Mall Manager and he got furious.

"I had enough complaints!! You're also smoking!! That's it!! You know what you're fired!! Get out of here!!"

"Oh come on." Scammer begged.

The Mall Manager left to his office that was outside and it was snowing outside. Scammer followed him and the Manager locked his door. Scammer began banging on it. Bad idea. You see there were icicles hanging from the door. He banged on the door more and more. Then one icicle feel. Scammer looked up and...

*Stab!!*

One stabbed him right in the eye. Yikes, are icicles that dangerous. Well, Rainbow Dash you're got with weather and good at sports so tell us are icicles that dangerous.

"The key to an icicle is the fact that when water refreezes it releases heat and that drips down creating an icicle. They are dangerous. I've seen people get injured by icicles. They may look nice but they aren't something to be messed with. They can grow up to be 100 feet long. Now don't tell anyone I'm good with weather and get A's in that class. I don't want people thinking I'm an egghead."

Right. Well, The Manager finally came out and saw the sight.

"Oh, Shit!!!"

Scammer was a bad Santa Clause. No doubt about that. Merry Christmas to all. And thank god he got stabbed.

Way To Die #53: Eye-Sick Kill