1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Sniper

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Author's Note

NightFall A3AA created the picture I wrote down the death.


Sniper

Date: April 19, 2014
Location: Canterlot, Shooting Range

Sniper was a huge gamer. He loved one game that he played all the time, Colt Of Duty, he always played it online. His favorite weapon to use in the game was the sniper rifle. He wins on online games most of the time. If he lost he would usually rage quit.

"FUCK!!! DAMMIT!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM!!" Sniper shouted in the mic and smashed his Ponystation 4

Sniper finally had enough with games. He wanted to play in real life. He decided to buy a real sniper rifle. He should have remembered what most games say before you start playing. Caution: What happens in the game stays in the game.
Sniper decided to ignore that message. He bought a sniper rifle and some camouflage clothes. He wanted to be the Real Colt Of Duty Soldier. One problem though, he didn't know how to wield a sniper rifle properly. To learn how he went to the only shooting range in Canterlot. Only problem, you needed an appointment, and they were all booked.

"You got to be fuckin kidding me, you can't teach me!?!?" Sniper shouted.

"Sorry, you got to wait one month. We're completely booked" The stallion who was the owner of the shooting range said.

Sniper couldn't wait that long. He decided to wait until night, and use his Colt Of Duty suit to sneak in after hours. He picked the lock in the shooting range and decided to test out his sniper rifle. He held the sniper rifle terribly and aimed at a target.

*Boom!!*

He fired but hit a metal pole instead of hitting the target. The bullet ricochet off the metal pole. His bullet from his Sniper Rifle returned to sender. The bullet went out of the sniper 2,000 feet per second. After it ricochet off the pole, it still was traveling 1,300 feet per second. It struck Sniper right in his chest. Going through his heart, killing him instantly. The next morning, the owner of the shooting range saw Sniper dead on the ground.

"Oh my Celestia!! Sir!! Sir!!! Are you okay?!?!"

To all of you gamer's out there. Sniper gave you some advice. Keep your hooves on the right, and left trigger...Not a real trigger.

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