1000 Ways To Die

Date: March 27, 1956
Location: Manehatten, Downtown Apartments

It was 1945 and the Neighzi's were losing World War 2. This war was drawing to a close. Organizer on the other hoof was in trouble . Right now he is burning all the files of what the Neighzi's did and what they were planning. That is until a soldier from Canterlot popped a cap in his head...That's it, right? No, Organizer was still alive. He just got up and even he was surprised he wasn't dead. Eleven years later he was alive and healthy.

He was a simple citizen now in Manehatten living in an apartment. After the war, he hooked up with an underground Neighzi relocation network called Odessa. In 1946, Odessa was created. They relocated many Neighzi's so they could escape the things they have done. Now you're probably thinking, what did Organizer do that could get him in trouble. Well, Organizer organized ponies who should die in the files and also left secret files of how to overthrow the leader Adolf Hoofer and take over the world himself. He was stupid enough to sign his name on the papers. The papers had evil ideas, and everypony was still searching for him. He escaped though and changed his name to Cold Heart. He was a mean, retired Neighzi.

“Out of my way plothole!!!" Organizer said pushing ponies out of the way to get to his apartment.

Once he made it home he was thirsty and tried to grab milk from his small fridge. He grabbed it and slammed his head on the top of the fridge. He held his head, blood came out of his ear and the retired Neighzi was..Dead.

When Organizer was shot the bullet punctured his skull and wounded up near a major artery in his brain. 11 years it stayed there waiting, and waiting. Once Organizer hit his head on the fridge at the right angle. The bullet cut through his major artery making him bleed out. He died in a matter of seconds.

Organizer fought in World War 2. He didn't know death could be so patient. As for the bullet in his head. It was just...(Say in a German Accent) Following Orders.

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