1000 Ways To Die

by TheAngryVideoGameColt

Curly Winds

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Date: June 22, 2013
Location: Human World, Mash's House

Hey, we had a death here before. Well in Equestria but now we're in the Human World. Well here we are at the Mash's House and it is summer. No school and you can have fun. One Problem. It was hot. There was a huge heat wave going along and everybody was trying to deal with it as much as they could. The Mash family did everything they could to beat the heat. They had fans on full blast, opened the windows, and had the AC all the way up. Are you sure this isn't the same death from before...Oh, nevermind then this one goes a bit different. One night Love Tap couldn't sleep because it was too hot. She went to the kitchen to beat this heat. However, it was a full moon tonight and there's nothing like a full moon to bring out the freaks. One boy from Canterlot High was sneaking around the Mash's house. He was looking through windows and was trying to see where Love Tap was. He was a Peeping Tom.

Curly Winds loved to peep on Love Tap. He would have done it from afar with the Binoculars he had but he wanted to get close to the action. He found Love Tap in the kitchen and was peeping through an open window. Curly had a good sight. Then Love Tap was groaning because of this heat. Curly didn't care he just watched Love Tap. Then Love Tap decided to take her pajamas off.

"Ahh fuck yeah." Curly whispered.

Love Tap took off her pajamas and was now standing there with a black bra and black panties. Curly was in heaven. Well, we have a Peeping Tom from The Human World here that decides to remain anonymous. He's been peeping Rainbow Dash for a while at her home.

"Something about looking in on a girl. You get to see their social life or you can do it at night so you can watch them and hopefully, they're doing something sexual. You have to find a safe spot that has a good view and a good cover. You don't want to get busted and have a neighbor come around and shout "Hey what are you doing!!" You definitely do not want to be caught by the person your peeping on. Especially in my case."

Thanks, Soari- I mean Anon. Anyways Curly couldn't believe his luck tonight. Love Tap then opened the refrigerator and bent down giving a good view of her ass. However, that wasn't enough. She then began to strip naked as she was looking in the refrigerator. Curly was drooling. First to go was Love Tap's bra. Her breasts were now free from their imprisonment. Then next were the panties. Love Tap's ass was now in full view for Curylyto see.

"There they are." Love Tap said as she pulled out a box full of popsicles and pulled on out. Love Tap then rubbed the popsicle all over her body.

In Curly's mind he was the popsicle. However, Curly was getting to close to the window he was peeping through and stuck his head in the house. Then Love Tap finally saw him.

"AHHHHHH!!!!"

Curly tried to make a quick retreat. His elbow accidentally knocked a stake keeping that window in place and...

*Crack!!*

It all came crashing down on Curly's pencil thin neck. Alright, Snowheart you're a nurse and you wanted to explain this death. So what happened.

"When the window came down on this patients neck. It severed his spinal cord between disks C2 and C3. This is where nerves go out to control basic body functions such as breathing and blood pressure. When this connection is broken. Death is instantaneous."

The whole family woke up.

"Sweetie what's wrong!?" Firewall who was Love Tap's husband asked.

"Mom, why did you scream?" Button asked.

Yeah, why?" Arcade who was Button's older brother asked as well

Love Tap pointed to the now limp dead body of Curly.

"Hey, I know that guy he's from my school in my class," Arcade said.

Curly finally learned his lesson. It's not cool to peep on people. You're breaking the law. And like Curly here...Your neck.

Way To Die #66: A Sight For Sore Neck


Author's Note

I'm taking a break because I have family problems to take care of and my family lives far away. I may be gone for a week or two but i'll be back with more deaths.

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