1000 Ways To Die
Strudel
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Location: Ponyville, Sugarcube Corner

"Alright Pinkie Pie here, I made more cupcakes."
Everypony meet Strudel a new worker at Sugarcube Corner that is working and the pony keeping an eye on him was Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie looked at the cupcakes and tasted one. "Hmmm...Delicious and not bad."
"That's...It. Don't you have any other comment like are they outstanding?" Strudel asked.
Pinkie laughed. "Oh, silly Strudel you'll get there someday. You just need to practice more. Now put those in the food display case. I got to make my own cupcakes now." Pinkie said heading to the oven.
"Grrr," Strudel growled. He hated Pinkie but what he was actually here for was to steal her recipe for cupcakes. Nopony knew but Strudel owned his own dessert place in Manhattan. The strudels he made were nice but he wanted more customers and he's heard that Pinkie makes the best cupcakes in Equestria. He started working her trying to see if he could copy what she did. He got a nice view when she bent down. However, he focused on how she made her cupcakes. Still, he couldn't understand how Pinkie Pie made them. However, Pinkie Pie had a book she kept locked in the kitchen in a locker that had her recipes for everything she made. Strudel decided to copy what she had.
One day Strudel decided to work overtime while The Cakes went out with their kids and Pinkie Pie was going to go out with her friends. This was his chance to steal the recipes he wanted. He had a crowbar and broke the locker and took the book he wanted. He began copying the recipe. However, he heard Pinkie Pie coming back. Strudel hid inside the dishwasher machine that The Cakes bought awhile back. He crammed in with the dirty dishes. Why was Pinkie Pie coming back? Because she forgot to push the on button, The machine started up. Then Strudel got a cleaning he didn't expect. With water that was over 200 degrees Fahrenheit.
*Sizzle!!*
Pinkie Pie left while Strudel was being boiled alive.
"AHHHH!!!!! FUCK HELP ME!!!!!!"
Okay, Nurse Redheart how did he die.
"This pony would die from the water which would boil his skin and formed blister right away and when the water got into his body it burned his organs. That is a very painful death. Imagine boiling a lobster in a pot of water. That's exactly what happened to him."
The next morning Mrs. Cake discovered Strudel body when she opened the dishwasher machine.
"AH!!!!!"
Mr. Cake and Pinkie came to see why she screamed. Strudel was overcooked.
"Strudel...What happened to you?" Pinkie said
Poor Strudel. He wanted to be better than Pinkie. Now he's in Tartarus Kitchen.
You know their's one good thing from this. Pinkie Pie has the key ingredient for her next batch...Of cupcakes
Way To Die #67: Chef Boy-R-Dead
Author's Note
I'm back from my family problems and ready with more deaths. Coming up we see a pony get stuck in a tight place. Then in the Human World, one teacher finds out studying is actually very deadly.
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