1000 Ways To Die
Cayenne
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAuthor's Note
Kmanalli made the OC. Ironm17 made the Picture. I made the death. Finally, summer is here and I need to take a week break because my family wants me to go on a camping trip and I don't really want to take my new laptop I just got with me. Now enjoy.
Cayenne
Date: August 10, 2013
Location: Ponyville, Construction Site

It's an old story but not unheard of. A young protege with the potential to be a pro skater but then messes up their life with booze and drugs and then losses all the potential they have. Say hello to Cayenne. She could have been a future queen of skateboarding but now all she is now is a burnt out has been. She still skates and does what she wants. However, all she does is terrorize pedestrians and mess with the police.
She grinds a rail an old stallion is using to get up the steps. "Move it, Gramps!!"
The old stallion falls down. "Oh, my back!"
When she spots a police officer she gets ready and does a trick and skates away. "Can't catch me!! Why don't you get a real job loser!!"
All the teenage fillies and colts used to look up to Cayenne now all she gets is teenage colts snapping pictures of her when she stretches or is doing some pose for some good eye candy to look at all day or sell. Cayenne didn't mind in fact she started making her own magazines filled with pictures of her self to sell to buy more booze and drugs. Now we got a filly here that knows a lot about this story she's heard some like this before. Scootaloo tells us what you know.
"I know way too many mares and stallions that have all the skill there and all the talent but blew it all on well you know drugs and alcohol. It's just unfortunate but it happens a lot."
Now Cayenne saw three ponies skating around and decided to challenge them to a race. However, a simple race wouldn't do. Then she remembered a construction site and decided to challenge them there.
"Hey, you three I challenge you to a race through the construction site. Unless your just chicken." Cayenne said smiling evilly.
The skaters were not going to back down. However, is a construction site really a good place for a race. Scootaloo what do you think?
"Skaters, Scooters which I am, or other such ponies that have something with wheels like to go anywhere. However, we meet someponies that don't like us. We call them haters. They say it's private property and they say they’ll beat us up and pretty much they ruin all the fun. I usually just rush through and do a quick trick before they can shout at me or catch me. Now a construction site probably isn't a good idea though but no pony doesn't like to be called chicken believe me I know."
Whether or not it was a good or bad idea the three skaters plus Cayenne were at the entrance. While other ponies came to watch with cameras to take photos and film the race. They were in all the right places so they could film and not get caught.
One pony started to count.
"Three...Two...One...Go!!"
They skated off shredding on everything they could while doing tricks. Some things in the construction site looked like half pipes which they used to show off, and any rails they saw shredded. The construction worker finally saw them and the ponies filming cursed at them when they almost got hit and when the ponies filming got in their way. They didn't care though. Cayenne was going to cheat to win this race. Every time she got close to a skater she would speed up and cut them off which would make them fall.
"Hey, what the fuck!!" One of the skaters shouted when he got back up from a fall.
It was the same with all the three skaters. Cayenne was close to the end and the ponies cheered. Cayenne smiled and some took pictures she did poses on her skateboard to give them some eye candy. She was living the dream. However, a rock right in front of her brought her back to reality. Her skateboard got caught in it and Cayenne flew.
"AHHHHHH!!!!" Cayenne screamed and...
*Splat*
Landed in a pile of wet cement head first knocking her out. That doesn't sound good. One construction workers saw this and try to pull her out. However, it was bad luck for Cayenne it was quick dry cement. They did get her out but she was already dead when they did.
"Oh shit!!" A construction worker shouted while other skaters and scooters screamed.
Now, what happened to her. Well, Twilight do you know.
"When she went face first into the wet quick dry cement and was knocked out she took a deep breath of cement because even when you're knocked out your breathing mechanisms are still working. She basically sucked in all of that wet cement which clogged up her airway passages and once it dried she had no ability to breathe in air into her lungs and she suffocated to death.”
Once upon a time. Cayenne was a good skateboarder and good eye candy for the teens. She could have made it big but instead, she's just another dead mare...On our list.
Way To Die #75: Board Stiff
Next Chapter