1000 Ways To Die
Wild Ace
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Location: Canterlot, Unnamed Building

Wild Ace was working on his little chip's and camera's like he always did. He was a Corporate Spy and a pretty good one as well. He would usually get information and sell it to the wrong ponies. Today he's planning on doing something big. Someponies wanted to know about a spy who was living in Ponyville nopony knew the name only the gender. It was a mare. However, they also knew that she worked for an anti-monster agency in Canterlot. Well, at least she used to. Until a bugbear got loose and the agency shredded all the evidence they had and anypony who worked there. At least that's what they wanted everypony to think. Instead, they took the evidence to a new building. That's sort of all we know about the agency. The rest is very secretive. Except for what happened to Wild Ace. We got that information as well.
His mission was to get into the building through the exhaust duct, break-in where the files are at, take pictures of every profile of ponies that worked for the agency and the ponies that want the information would give him half a million bits. Now I don't know much about corporate spies but we got a pony here who decides to remain anonymous who knows something about them.
"Corporate Spies try to steal private information for financial gains. Good or bad. They're usually looking for information that would usually get them the jump on their competitors. Maybe to take down a spy that may be bothering them, or maybe take down an agency. In this case, this spy is trying to get evidence to help out these ponies to take down me- I mean a spy."
Thank you anonymous. Now Wild Ace went to work that night. He put on his favorite black suit so nopony would know his identity. First, he had to disable the exhaust fan. Not an easy thing. The four-foot steel blades were powered by a 20 horsepower motor. He jammed it with a special stick he made that can stop anything and finally started climbing inside the exhaust vents. He began heading the room full of files. He found an opening to the room.
"Bingo." He got into the room and began taking pictures as quick as he could.
However, outside a pony was guarding the building and saw the exhaust fan was jammed. He decided to take out Wild Ace's stick. Wild Ace was done and went back down the exhaust vent He slid down and saw the fan was running. He was heading down head first. He turned around and tried to stop himself but he couldn't and then.
*Slice!!!*
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Wild Ace's hooves were sliced off by the fan
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!!!" The gaurdpony shouted.
However, his response was more screaming and getting covered in Wild Ace's blood coming from his now severed hooves.
Twilight do you think you can explain what happened.
" Once his hooves were severed and femoral arteries were severed. The heart kept pumping away and the blood was getting pumped but it was getting pumped out of the body and effectively his blood pressure shut down and vital organs stopped working because there is no blood supply. Which caused him to die."
Wild Ace tried to steal some files but failed miserably. He lost his hooves, his blood, his pride, his job, and then his life...Mission failed Wild Ace.
Way To Die #74: Double-O-Severed
Author's Note
Sorry it took so long finals are crazy but I got one more test and then finally summer. Coming up a skater gets a mouth full. Then a stallion tries to join a gang and goes to full lengths for it.
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