1000 Ways To Die

Date: March 15, 2015
Location: Ponyville, Abandoned Hospital

Most ponies look at an abandoned building and think nothing of it. Still, some other ponies might look at it differently. Ponies that practice parkour love abandoned buildings. That is their personal playground. First, if you don't know what parkour is let me explain.

Parkour stated simply is a training discipline using movement that developed from military obstacle course training. Still, it's for regular ponies as well. It's moving your body efficiently and fluently over obstacles. It's a nice exercise it's also the most dangerous.

One day a Parkour gang that calls themselves The Runners which consisted of three earth pony stallions, their gang Leader Hoof Racer, who was also an earth pony stallion and one of their youngest group members, Scootaloo. Scootaloo was a flightless pegasus. Still, she was a good parkour master. Hoof Racer didn't like that. He wanted to be the best. One day, while the gang was running, Hoof Racer saw an abandoned hospital.

"Hey guys!!" Hoof Racer shouted.

"Ahem." Scootaloo said.

Hoof Racer sighs "And gals. Let's see who can get to the roof of this hospital first. You know, a little race." Hoof Racer said smiling.

They all agreed it was a good idea. All of them put their skills to the test. They all went their different ways. Scootaloo tried to get up by the pipes on the sides. One stallion tried using the broken steps. The two other stallions choose to use the window openings. Hoof Racer was following Scootaloo's way. The pipe she was holding was old and was rusty. Scootaloo was almost to the top. Hoof Racer didn't want to lose, so he cheated.
He grabbed Scootaloo by her tail, almost making her fall all the way down. Yanked her off making her fall.

"Ahhhh!!!!" Scootaloo shouted. Then a miracle happened. She spread her wings and began to fly!!

"I'm flying!!!!! I'm actually flying!!!!!" Scootaloo shouted excited that she was flying.

Hoof Racer didn't care, he was still trying to get to the top.

Scootaloo flew up to the top of the roof. "I win!!" She said

"No, you cheated you can't fly up to the roof!!" Hoof Racer shouted in rage.

"I only cheated cause you cheated first!!" Scootaloo shouted back.

While they were arguing Hoof Racer was still holding on to the pipe. He began to climb up. Then one pipe connected to the others became lose. Hoof Racer lost his grip fell to the ground. He got hurt, but he was okay, until.

*Smack!!*

The pipe that came loose fell and stabbed his throat.

"AHHH!!!!!!! Hoof Racer!!!!!!!!" Scootaloo shouted.

When the pipe impaled Hoof Racer severing his trachea, it didn't kill him. The pipe went further and broke his spinal cord. He was dead in a matter of seconds. The spinal cord breaking did him in.

Hoof Racer wanted to be the best. He didn't want Scootaloo to win. Well, he learned that cheaters never win. He paid the price. Well, at least he's at a hospital...Oh sorry, it's abandoned. Sorry Hoof Racer, you're out of luck. The doctor is...Out.

Way To Die #8: Par-Gore