Date: June 22, 2018
Location: Ponyville, Summer Festival

"Oh, Mr. Silver Stream how's that mail order bride coming along!!"

Silver Stream tried to hit a target with a ball but he missed.

"Oh too bad!!" The pony said standing on the seat above a dunk tank.

You got too be a real jerk to man the dunk tank at some festivals and Carnivals. Also, no one can hurl insults like Parcel Post.

"Oh hello, Twilight. Your psychologist says that you should come in twice a week instead of once!!"

Twilight threw the ball but missed the target.

"Come on your a princess you can do better than that!!"

Flim and Flam have run a few games at carnivals and festivals and Flam knows how to run a dunk tank.

"I'm usually the one in the seat above the dunk tank. We both know that working a dunk tank does take a special art form. The object is to get the pony that is about to shoot mad at you by insulting them. They'd get mad so they continue spending money to get even with you."

So how come Parcel Post was able to insult ponies in Ponyville with such embarrassing secrets. He was one of the ponies in town that delivered mail.

And not only did he delivered the mail. He read them. He knows everyponies embarrassing secrets. Derpy isn't it against the rules when working to read the mail that you deliver.

"It's Ditzy!! Anyways yes it is completely against the rules to do that. You can get fired and in serious trouble. You can get a fine of 800 to 2000 bits."

Parcel Post didn't care he had bits for days every time a festival or carnival came along he was in the dunk tank and boy he would get half the money and he made ponies spend so much.

One night at another festival. Parcel Post was armed with fresh dirt. He had everypony going mental.

"Hey Applejack. I saw another love note about your plot!! It's looking fine but maybe a bit too large!! Hahahaha!!"

Applejack aimed but missed.

"Pony Feathers!!" She shouted as someponies tried to cover their children's ears and glared at her.

However, there was a problem with this dunk tank. This one came equipped with an electric heater to keep the water warm. Over time the fuse box to the heater caught too many wild pitches.

The water was now electrified and Parcel Post was one dunk away from death. The way everypony was throwing. He didn't seem in much trouble. Then up stepped a new colt in town. Who's name was Wild Pitch.

"Hey Wild Pitch how you doing little buddy!! Has your mom told you that your dad may be staying in Manehattan a little longer for his business trip!! Makes you wonder what he's really doing there!!"

Parcel Post choose the wrong colt to mess with. His name should have been a dead giveaway. Wild Pitch got his cutie mark today. He was good at pitching and when he threw the ball.

*Ding! Splash! Bzzz!*

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Parcel Post fell into the deadly electrified water. Everypony stared while he struggled to get out. After a couple a seconds of struggling...Parcel Post was dead. Someponies cheered while others just walked away without a care. Hey, Nurse Red Heart what happened to him.

"I hated this stallion reading my mail. Anyways when he fell into the water and was electrocuted. Electricity was going through different parts of his body. Then it started attacking his heart. The heart shut down and he died in a matter of seconds.

Parcel Post was a bad pony that delivered mail. Well, Parcel I got a mail from 1000 Ways To Die.

"Dear Parcel. You're next in line...To die."

Way To Die #81: Mail Order Fried

Author's Note

Sorry it took so long. I was moving to another city but now i'm settled in.