Date: March 18, 2018
Location: Manehattan, Above the Skies

“One more drink!!”

“Sir I have to cut you off!! Now goodnight!!” The pony bartender said kicking the grey coat pony out of the bar.

“Fucker!!”

Everypony meet Storm Watch. A drunken Pegasus who drinks, and…That’s it he just drinks. He drinks in the day, noon, afternoon, and night. Storm Watch works as a weather pony and makes the weather at his job. Amazing how he even got a job.

Every day he worked he came in completely drunk. Everypony at his job hated him. Instead of working he doubled the work. Put a cloud someplace wrong. Make some clouds rain, snow, or maybe even making it scorching hot or blistering cold when the weather wasn't supposed to be that way.

“Listen Storm Watch I need you to work on some storm clouds today we need some downpour today.” His boss told him and saw he was drinking from a whiskey bottle and smacks it out off his hooves. “Stop drinking and do your job!!”

“Yeah okay, whatever I got it!!” Storm Watch went to go do his job but stopped by his locker he had at work to get another whiskey bottle. Drinking is a big addiction right Berry Punch.

“Drinking could be a big addiction for many ponies. I drink quite a bit. I’m not going to lie I have a problem. Still, you must know when to put the bottle down. My addiction was getting worse every day and I realized I had a family to take care off. I still drink but I put the bottle down sometimes. This pony is going into a dangerous addiction that if he keeps going it he will not be able to break it.”

Storm Watch started drinking in high school and said he would stop after he graduated. He didn’t. He was working on the storm clouds while drinking whiskey. When his whiskey bottle fell on the cloud he tried to reach for it.

“Wait!! Storm Watch!!” His boss shouted.

*Bzzzzzzzzz!!!!*

“AHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

Storm Watch stomped on a bad part of the storm cloud and got electrocuted by a lightning bolt. His boss tried to warn him, but it was too late. Then he fell. He was already dead, so he didn’t even need the fall to die. How did this storm cloud kill him Rainbow Dash?

“A lightning bolt can hold about one billion volts. Depending on where you stomp you can get a simple shock which is non-lethal, but this Pegasus stomped on the wrong place sending one billion volts into his body stopping his heart. It shut down his major organs. He was cooked and he died.”

Storm Watch liked to drink. He never wanted to put the bottle down. He never put it down so instead he got shocked and he went down…Six thousand meters.

Way To Die #82: DWI (Dying While Intoxicated)

Date: March 18, 2018
Location: Manehattan, Stable Alleyway

What do we have here? Another death on the same day.

“Hey freeze right there!!” A police officer shouted.

A mare was running away. Meet Violet Rain a serial rapist. She loved to get it down with anypony or any species. She’s been on the run and nopony can catch her. She was fast for an earth pony. Now let’s be honest maybe she was desperate. Maybe she turned this way because nopony or species wanted her. No, the real reason was she was in heat. Sure, she a still a rapist around the year because she loved to have sex and she was hypersexual. She would think about it all day. However, when she was in heat nothing could stop her from getting a stallion or mare. Or any species.

One day she was hiding from the cops in an alleyway. Her heat was killing her, so she decided to pleasure herself. Then an earth pony stallion working at a video game store just got out of work and left through the backdoor. Think about how Violet Rain felt when a stallion came out that looked mighty fine. She took out her knife and was ready.

“Hey big boy come her I want to show you something.”

However, this stallion knew who she was. “Hey, I know who you are. You're all over the news. Get away!! I’m already taken!!”

“Oh well don’t worry I’m sure your lover won’t mind sharing.”

The stallion tried to run but didn’t make it far. The alleyway was a dead end. Violet Rain got closer with her knife. The stallion closed his eyes thinking all hope was lost.

*Crack!!!!*

The stallion opened his eyes when he heard something crack. He saw Violet Rain on the ground with a stallion on top of her. Who was that stallion? Why it’s Storm Watch.

When Storm Watch fell he landed right on Violet Rain. Nurse Red Heart what just happened?

“When this body of this stallion fell from six thousand meters that was enough force to break the rooftop of a car. That’s enough to break this mare’s skull right open. Her skull cracked next her stomach hit the ground and with that force on her. Her ribs broke and punctured her lungs making her unable to suck in oxygen. Those two injuries caused her to die.

The stallion was freed and ran off.

Violet Rain loved to have sex with anything that walked. Faust from above decided to that today she would get…Cockblocked.

Way To Die #83: Death From Above

Author's Note

Coming up we go to the human world and meet a strange person in an ice cream truck. Then we meet some girls that get into a dirty fight.