1000 Ways To Die

Date: July 25, 2018
Location: Human World, Back Alley Of Mountain Road

Well, look what we have here. A girl that has parked an ice cream truck where there are no kids around. Why. Well, let me introduce you to Sugar Socks. She was in an ice cream truck and two grown men came up to it.

“Two strawberry popsicles.” One man said with a wink.

Sugar Socks grabbed two boxes that said strawberry popsicles but instead of having a popsicle in it. It had weed. She gave the men what they wanted, and they paid up. Sugar Socks had a job at Sweet Snacks Cafe but working there wasn’t paying her bills. She decided to start selling drugs since it paid well.

She came up with this brilliant disguise. Instead of frozen treats, she sold weed, pills, powders to any person that wanted one. One day weed was in short supply. She only had one left so she raised the price on it and most people didn’t want to pay up for it. She wasn’t the only one that sold drugs in a disguise, in fact, we have a human named Underhood here that knows all about it.

“I gave up selling drugs years ago but the most innovative way I’ve done to sell drugs basically the name of it was hide and go seek. You pay me somewhere else say a simple workplace or any other place and I'm dressed as a worker. I place the drugs somewhere hidden and you go pick it up there and it’s all good and you don’t get caught…Most of the time.”

Sugar Socks was having a regular day. She had business men looking for some lunch time coke.

“Regular sir.”

“Yeah give me the usual that I always get."

She had hardcore junkies as well. However, her favorite was jumping meth heads that paid extreme prices. One day she was done and looking at her money. Then she realized that she never sold the weed. It stared at her and tempted her. She decided how bad could it be to do it once. That was an idiotic move. She lit it up. Underhood what problem could that cause.

“That’s a stupid thing to do. Someone who's working and selling shouldn’t be smoking or eating it on the clock. It could mess you up and it can blow your cover easily. She was. I’m sorry for the language but she was…fucked.”

As soon as Sugar Socks took one try of the weed. She began to hallucinate.

“Woah this is good…Wait are those clowns over there.”

She began seeing clowns with guns around her. She saw a gun and grabbed it.

“Fuck you I’m not afraid of clowns.”

She began shooting the clowns. In reality, she took off her clothes left her light blue under garments on and had a stick and was pretending to shoot clowns that weren’t there. When people came up to her to buy something they saw what she was doing and walked the other way. Some took a picture of her with their phones before they left or filmed it. However, one simple person walking called the police on her and they drove up to Sugar Coat. She saw them but, in her eyes, it was a clown car coming to her.

"You ain't going to catch me, you clowns!!"

She got in her ice cream truck and the police began having a high-speed chase.

Sugar Socks was running over clowns and going down a highway causing major problems. Finally her hallucination ended.

“Huh…What’s going on…Where are my clothes!” Then she saw a car heading her way.

“AHHHH!!!” She hit the brakes but. It was too late

*Crash!!! Crack!!!*

She hit the car and went straight through the glass and slammed right into the hood of the other car. Cracking her skull. She was dead but luckily the police chase was over. Also, the other person driving the car was okay.

“Woah…I think she didn’t survive that.” A cop said

Nurse Red Heart what are her injuries.

"When she slammed into the car full force. She went through the glass window imbedding shrapnel into her face causing her to have internal bleeding in her skull which cracked once she slammed her face into the hood of the car. Also, her chest and ribs that slammed into the hood as well would crack. The ribs bones cracking led to the impaling of her lungs and cracking of the chest bones led to the impaling of her heart and she died instantly."

Sugar Socks was a drug dealing Ms. Freeze. However, when she decided to try one drug on herself. She lost her clothes, her mind. Her business. And her life...She got creamed.

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