1000 Ways To Die

Date: August 4, 2002
Location: Manehattan, Locker's Prison

Welcome to this prison in Manehattan. This prison holds the worse ponies in this city. Some have done murders, drugs, theft, and other such things. They all have one thing in common they both usually end in death.

The prison was having one of its usually days fights breaking out and officers having to break it up. However, today one pony was outside of the prison to meet one pony that was on the inside. Meet Key Tripper. He was about to join a cult called The Dark Shadows. A cult that has a tight hold on drug dealing in Manehattan. Tripper was here to meet The leader Quick Shot. He was talking to him through the glass.

"Are you ready Key Tripper to be part of the Dark Shadows."

"Y-Yeah I am I-I mean I-I know I am. W-What I meant was. U-Um Yes." Key Tripper stuttered stupidly.

Key Tripper was not the brightest bulb but he was the only pony that Quick Shot has for his escape plan out of prison. It was a simple plan all Tripper had to do was get thrown in prison and break him out by bringing a key so they could escape. However, he tried making a key and he failed trying to do that so instead he would get thrown in prison while hiding a weapon that they can escape with. Joining a clan isn't rare in prison just listen to this police officer Badger.

"Most ponies join clans in prison due to them being afraid that they will be attacked, tortured, or even getting killed if you're not in the clan. Sometimes you have more than one clan in prisons and fights can break out. They have to prove themselves worthy to join and they have done some crazy stuff to join. Some that I don't even want to share what I've seen."

Once Key Tripper committed a crime he got thrown in prison and got thrown in the same room with Quick Shot and one night it was time to start their plan.

"Okay, so where is the key?" Quick Shot asked.

"Uhh..I..Don't have it." Key Tripper said sweating.

"What!!!" Quick shot shouted enraged.

"Chill I got something better."

"What?"

"A grenade." Key Tripper whispered.

"Really. Where is it hidden?"

"Uh...Well." Key Tripper pointed at his tail hole and finally, it clicked in Quick Shot's mind where he hid the grenade.

"You fuckin idiot!!! Ugh whatever bend over!!!"

Key Tripper did what he was told and Quick Shot got to work and put his hoof up Key Tripper's Rectum.

"Ahhh!!!"

"Stop shouting so loud you want us to get caught!!!"

One officer heard them but when he heard Key Tripper say a little to the left he decided to pretend he didn't hear anything.

Finally after two hours of torture for Key Tripper Quick Shot felt something he yanked it out. When he saw what he had his eyes widened. It was a pin.

*KABOOM!!!*

It was the pin from the grenade. The officers heard the noise and opened the door. They saw Key Trippers rectum obliterated and Quick Shot's face was covered in blood. They were both dead.

"Ewww. Get two body bags. This is disgusting." One officer said.

So what happened to them Nurse Redheart.

"When the gernade went off in the ponies rectum it pretty much obliterated the passageway causing massive bleeding and organ damage. The other pony was close to the explosion causing embed sharp pieces of shrapnel from the gernade into his brain. Also, he was very close to the explosion which damaged his skull. They both died instantly."

In prison, you join a clan. You live through the clan and then...You die in the clan like these two.

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