1000 Ways To Die

Date: August 4, 2017
Location: Canterlot, Pipelines

I hear bloodhounds barking and they are after an earth pony named Smoky. Smoky was in some serious trouble selling bombs to any pony that had the bits to buy them. Now the police in Canterlot are after him. This wasn't the first time he's been running for his life. He was a master of losing the cops. Many prisoners escape Canterlot. This happens more than the cops like you to know. A cop known as Bullet Proof can tell you more about it.

"I've seen prisoners escape in many ways one was digging a hole and keeping it hidden. Some try pulling the bars of their cell for a long period of time until the bars become bent and are bent enough for them to squeeze through. The craziest idea I've seen is a pony starving himself to make himself skinny enough to squeeze through the bars. There are plenty more that I've heard of but I can't tell them all it's just too many. However, we catch them a few days later."

Smoky has never been caught and he wasn't planning to. If he would get caught he would have gotten a life sentence or even banished? Maybe even death. The last bomb he sold to a customer tried to hurt the two princesses Celestia and Luna now he wanted everywhere The cops had him in their sights. Smoky was on the edge of a cliff but he saw water down there without even thinking he jumped.

"Fuck he jumped!!" One of the cops said. However, he saw Smoky was alive and was swimming. "I need back up now he's getting away!!"

Smoky knew he didn't have much time left but then he saw a sewage pipe. Smoky saw a hole to freedom. He wiggled his way in and once the cops got to the lake Smoky fell in it was too late.

"Shit!!" one of cops shouted

Now Smoky was going deeper into the sewage pipe. This sewage pipe smelled and for Smoky, it felt like it went on for miles. After two hours Smoky realized the pipe got smaller then he realized he was stuck.

"Oh no. Please no. No!!"

He tried for hours to get unstuck.

"Help!! Please!! I'm sorry I'll go to jail just get me out of here!!"

Smoky began to cry. He wanted to pay for his crimes. Then all of sudden he heard something. Did somepony here him he saw little eyes then he saw dozens of eyes.

"Who's there?!!"

When the eyes got closer Smoky saw dozens of rats.

"Ahhhh!!!!" Smoky screamed in fear. He had the right to be scared because to the rats Smoky was in their way. Fluttershy why is Smoky screwed?

"Rats teeth are really strong. They can bite through wood, solid brick, cement, and some can even bite through metal. Rats can squeeze almost anywhere but if somethings in their way and they don't like it they are going to go through it and...Take care of it."

The rats bit through Smoky's eyes as he screamed in pain and gnawed on his bones. The rats finally began eating his brain until finally Smoky was dead and the rats made him nothing but a skeleton.

Smoky was a bad pony and he didn't want to get got. He got the death sentence alright. He also learned that death...Bites.

Way To Die #87: Vermin-Ated