1000 Ways To Die

Date: December 2, 2018
Location: Human World, Downtown Canterlot Apartment Complex

"Yeah!!!! Louder!!!!"

Look at that girl listening to sweet rock n' roll. Say hello to Cherry Crash. She loves to play it, hear it, and breathe it. Right now she was listening to Christmas music on her loudspeaker full blast. Everyone in the apartment hated her. Since she played loud music all day and night. Right now it was three in the morning and she was still rockin out.

*Bang Bang*

Cherry Crash heard someone hitting the side of the wall.

"Go to bed some of us are trying to sleep!!!!" Her neighbor shouted.

Cherry Crash didn't listen and kept on listening to her music. No Silent Night for her. One thing Cherry Crash liked to do was jump on her bed while listening to music. She started smashing her air guitar into pieces hitting her drumsticks into toothpicks.

"Wooo!!!!"

What is it that makes people go crazy over this music will we got a person here that makes rock n roll music that may be able to help. Crowd Surfer you know about this music and how it makes people feel tell us why Cherry Crash is acting this way.

"When you're in the music you don't pay attention to anything around you. Like me when I'm rockin out normal people they think I'm a crazy guy. However, a person who really understands music knows that I am one with the music and about to reach Nirvana."

Cherry Crash was going to go all out tonight.

"Here comes the best part Five Golden Rings!!!!!" Cherry Crash sang as Relient K's song of their cover of Twelve Days Of Christmas was playing.

She opened her window from her apartment so people outside her apartment could hear her music tonight. That was the last straw for the neighbor. He called the police it took a while for them to show up due to the snow. Once the police showed up to the apartment complex. The cops went up to her room and kicked the door down.

"Cherry Crash we've gotten noise complaints about you playing you're loud music! " One of the cops said.

"Oh, that's too bad! I'm not sorry!" Cherry Crash said laughing and jumping on her bed.

The cops went up to her but Cherry Crash had a plan. She saw her window open and she remembered that it has snowed for a couple of days. She jumped out the window believing that the snow would lessen her fall from the second floor. She closed her eyes and jumped out the window before the cops could grab her.

*Crash!!!!*

What was that? Well, that was Cherry Crash not hitting the snow piled on the ground. That was Cherry Crash landing on the cop car parked near her window. Killing her instantly.

"Oh, Shit!" One of the cops shouted.

Hey Human Twilight what happened to her.

"When she fell from the second floor on to the cop car. She landed front first causing the shrapnel of the window of the car to get embedded inside her body causing massive bleeding. Another thing is she landed with enough force to crack her skull, ribs, and her spinal cord. The brain couldn't send any messages to the body which caused the organs to shut down and that caused her to die instantly.

Cherry Crash loved Rock n' Roll. She loved to play it all day and night. Hey Crowd Surfer what have you got to say about this death?

"I think the band she was listening to should dedicate the next album or song to her."

Way To Die # 90: Guitar Zero