Author's Note

It's been a long time since an update. I've gone to a new website posting stories there. Still, I'm going to keep this story here.

Crimson Napalm

Date: May 19, 2016
Location: Human World, Manetana Woods

Crimson Naplam is off the leash and on the lash. He robbed a bank and escaped on his motorcycle. He's in the woods with a simple fire. Now he's got enough money for his next plan. A meth lab. It was time to celebrate. What did that mean for him? That meant drinking. Cheap booze never tasted so good for him as he drank it straight from the bottle enjoying his victory of robbing the bank.

"Woah no cop ain't ever gonna catch me now. I'll make a new identity and then start selling meth and really start making money!" Crimson shouted.

He tried to put the bottle down but

*Crack!*

Oops looks like he put it down to forceful. Now all the booze is on the ground and gone.

"What! Oh, come on what the fuck!!!"

He couldn't just go buy another one. He needed to lay low for the heat to die down before he could waltz into another place that sells alcohol. Desperate enough to do anything he turned to his motorcycle and gets an idea. He loves his motorcycle. He also loves the gasoline he bought for it. He remembered he bought some gasoline for it and had it in a gas can and it was full. he took it out of his backpack. Why? Well, Human Twilight why don't you educate us.

"Gasoline is a pretty complex mixture it has about a hundred different hydrocarbons in it including things like benzyne and toluene which are very toxic. However, it also has ethynol as well."

Ethynol in Crimson's head was another name for alcohol. he reasoned that since his motorcycle can be fueled by booze. It could fuel him enough to get drunk. He drank straight from the gas carrier. Would he get drunk? Not at all. The only thing you get from drinking gasoline. Is death. Human Twilight explain.

"If one were to drink gasoline to try to get the effects of ethynol. What they would get instead is probably an immediate response from their stomach that they're going to vomit."

Crimson began to vomit and instead of getting a buzz he felt like a buzzsaw was cutting through his stomach.

"Next what would happen would be the toxins would affect the human body as well. It would shut down all organ functions and could result in death."

Crimson was close to death. Things couldn't get any worse until he vomited on the fire and then-

*Fwosh!*

he caught on fire. Robbing a bank was a stupid idea. Drinking gasoline even worse.

"Ahhh!!!" He screamed and tried to roll to stop the fire. However, with gasoline in his stomach, it made the fire turn him into a blazing inferno. Finally after a minute of struggling. Crimson was cooked inside and outside. Human Twilight explain the cause of death.

"When the fire began to burn him. The first thing that was to get burned was his nerve endings. Those will be burned away, but the fire will keep going. Most of his skin was probably completely burnt off or was badly burnt. His stomach full of gasoline made the fire increase burning him on the inside. Destroying his vital organs and killing him. The toxins he drank made him about half-dead the fire made him completely dead"

Many wonder what was going through Crimson's mind when he was dying. Maybe this was a terrible idea. Probably not. He was probably too busy screaming. Crimson wanted to get lit...Well, he sure did.

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