1000 Ways To Die

Date: August 2, 2018
Location: Las Pegasus, Mop Sweeper's Company

Welcome to Las Pegasus. What happens there stays there. Except for this story. Here we have a pony sweeping the floors at a simple lottery place. Say hello to Glademane. He works for Mop Sweeper's Company. He used to be a big shot owned a big hotel and was at the top. It all came crashing down when Fluttershy and Applejack made him reveal the truth. Now that place is controlled by Flim and Flam. Glademane was pissed about it but at least he had a job that payed well. When he was done he walked back to the company but then a co-worker stopped him.

"Hey Glademane. Remember the drug test is coming up next week." The co-worker said.

"Yeah I know I got it." Glademane said. He walked to the bathroom and realized he was in deep trouble. "Shit!!" Glademane turned to drugs after he lost most of his stuff. He knew he would fail the test if he didn't find a way around it. He researched if anything could be done. Then he finally got something a pony that worked at a hospital and also worked in the black market selling blood that was his blood type. Glademane had and idea. Run the clean blood into his body and cheat the drug test to keep his job and keep snorting the good stuff he loved.

Glademane waited in an alleyway at night for the pony selling the blood. Finally the pony came covering himself with a hoodie.

"You got the money I got the blood." The pony said

Gladmane gave him the money.

"Enjoy it." The pony said.

Gladmane felt a little weird the pony said that. Did he think he was going to drink the blood. That pony did look strange. He shrugged it off and was finally ready for the day to cheat the drug test. He left the bag in his refrigerator in his apartment. Finally once the day came he was ready. He took the blood out of the refrigerator. He went in early to work and went inside one of the bathrooms locked the door and began to inject himself with the blood. It seemed to be working at first until..."Huff! Huff! Huff!." Glademane began to breath strangely. He clutched his chest and as soon as the blood hit his heart. "Agh!!!"

*Plop*

He fell dead on the bathroom floor. What happened you ask. Glademane injected the blood inside him when it was cold. Bad idea. Nurse Snow Heart what happened when the blood hit his heart.

" This pony believed that he could cheat the blood test by doing this. That was foolish it's not possible. The blood was kept at thirty eight degrees and when it's that cold and it is injected into a body it could have serious side effect especially to the heart. It will effect the natural pacemaker of the heart leading the heart to have irregular heat beats. This would lead to ventricular fibrillation which is deadly. Which killed this pony."

As plans go this one had more holes in it than a junkies hoof. Glademane was a big shot but he lied his way to the top and lost everything. Well he lost one more thing...His life.

Way To Die #92: Lost In Transfusion