1000 Ways To Die

Date: October 19, 2018
Location: Ponyville, Near Rarity's Boutique

Look at this pony. He looks alright. He seems like a nice fellow. Well, he's not. Cherry Fizz seemed like a normal stallion, but he isn't. He is a cart thief. Stealing any cart, he can and selling them to the pony that pays the most for it. He was also a cart jacker and he would usually steal the carts from ponies with a mask on and while holding a knife to their necks. If anypony was in the passenger seat well hopefully they kept their mouth shut and just left the cart.

Cherry Fizz was a heartless bastard. A couple of days ago he stole a cart and hurt a poor filly that was in the passenger seat with her mother. Cherry Fizz didn't care. We got a pony named Night Fury that used to cart jack but has now changed his ways. he knows how to cart jacking works.

"Cart jacking is a crime of violence. There is always some sort of force involved. When there is somepony in the cart or somepony hauling it could usually lead to injury, kidnapping, and sometimes murder. In my time when I stole, I never murdered, and I usually never targeted a cart if there was a family in the cart. This stallion is sick targeting helpless families."

A pony that sold carts named Windows Tint came up with a new cart. It had windows that would automatically wind up when the pony entered the cart, or the cart began to be hauled. The windows were bulletproof and no thief could get through it. Cherry Fizz, however, wanted to get that cart. It cost a lot of bits. One day he saw a pony that had the cart and went to grab a quick bite. Cherry Fizz put his mask on and got to work. He knew the windows wouldn't break so he began to picklock the door. However, the door was hard to picklock. Then he realized something. The window was open.

"Silly me." He said.

The pony returned and Cherry Fizz hid. He took out his knife and was ready to strike. The pony got ready to haul the cart. Cherry Fizz decided to get inside the cart while the window was still open. He only got his head in before the windows went up and began to choke Cherry Fizz.

"Ack. Sto- Agck." Cherry Fizz was in serious trouble.

Even if he could shout in wouldn't have done any good. You see this pony has was trying to jack was deaf. The window began to crush Cherry Fizz's windpipe. Many ponies saw a pony being choked by the window but thought it was a scary Nightmare Night prop since that day was close. The pony got touched by somepony and it was Rarity who said she needed a lift. Of course, the pony didn't hear her.

He gave her a note pad. "Can you write down where you want to go I’m deaf."

Rarity wrote on the note pad and gave it back to him. To Sugar Cube Corner. By the way that is a very realistic Nightmare Night Prop.

"What Prop?" The pony asked.

Rarity turned his head around and the pony gasped and pressed a button to make the windows open. It didn't matter Cherry Fizz's brain was completely drained of blood. Nurse Snowheart explains to us what happened to him.

"The window was pinching the carotid artery. When this artery is pinched in some way this will stop the blood flow to the brain which would make a pony lose consciousnesses. This window was pinching this ponies carotid artery which made him lose consciousness within a matter of seconds and then in a few minutes this would lead to death."

Cherry Fizz was a cart jacker and stole from ponies. Finally, he got what he deserved. He's nothing but...Roadkill.

Way To Die #98: Deaf Jammed