1000 Ways To Die

Date: March 23, 2013
Location: Human World, Canterlot High

Ah, we are back in the human world. Look at this girl. To all the guys she is quite an eye-catcher. Everyone meet Baton Switch, a simple girl that does well with the baton. However, she wanted a different baton to play with. The boys were staring at her while she was staring at their batons in their pants. She gave them a wink making them blush. Baton Switch had a secret though that may have made those boys think twice.

One day after band practice she went to the locker room and began to change while talking to her friends. "You know I bet I can get lucky with any boy I got my eye on." She said while taking off her pants showing off her pink panties. However, when she took off her pink panties, she had something that the girls noticed and began to laugh.

"Baton if a boy sees that bush, they are going to look the other way. You have to get someone to shave it or wax it for you." One of the girls said.

Baton was blushing and glared at the girls, but she realized that they were right. She had to take care of that bush one way or another if she wanted to get any boy on her bed. One night she bought some products from a beauty place and tonight she was ready.

"It's time for you to go!" Baton shouted and began to use some clippers and she got to cutting. It wasn't enough. She decided to bring out the razors she bought and began shaving it. It still wasn't enough for her, so she brought out the wax. Baton kept on waxing till there was no hair left.

*Rip!!*

"Ow!"

She may have waxed a bit too much. We have a human known as Lotus that knows a thing about waxing and has something to say for what Baton is doing.

"When you're going to wax down below you should have an expert do it. It's very easy to hurt yourself and wound yourself as well. You can remove the skin which can cause the wound to become infected that can lead to serious health issues."

Baton was ready to ask a boy out and one boy said yes, and they would go out in two weeks. Baton couldn't wait. On the day of the date, Baton felt sick in the locker room. She looked terrible.

"Baton are you alright?" One of the girls asks.

Before Baton could respond.

*Plop*

She fell to the ground dead.

"Baton! Baton! Wake up!!" The girl shouted while the other girls got help.

What happened to her. Lotus may you tell us what happened.

"The wound she had was not treated. This caused her to develop necrotizing fasciitis commonly known as a flesh-eating disease that began to spread quickly. She got blood poisoning causing her to feel sick and look sick and she didn't treat the wound, and this led to organ failure and caused her to die."

Baton Switch wanted to get it on. However, her bush got in the way. so, she hacked, and she whacked, and she waxed until it disappeared. And then...She disappeared

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