(A)Nonsense

"Mmmm, I heard there was a new creature in Ponyville, but I didn't think you would be so... exotic. I'd love to have a taste," Chrysalis chuckled to herself. Anon was struggling against the strange goo trapping his arms and legs against the wall.

"How the fuck did you even get into my house!?" he demanded through his fear and anger.

"You left the front door open."

Dammit, not again.

"Anyway, let's get rid of these, shall we?" The changeling queen's horn lit up in a sickly green glow, and Anon's pants were torn off. That was his favorite pair. His balls were up in his stomach at this point, while Anon Jr was doing his best to follow them.

"Well, that won't do," Chrysalis hummed. "This should perk you right up." She opened her mouth, splitting her lower jaw into two pieces. Instead of a tongue, there was a mass of writhing tentacles reaching out toward the shaking human's crotch.

The effect was immediate. The tentacles caused jolts of pleasure to shoot through Anon wherever they touched. Their efforts focused on the underside of the head, quickly bringing him to full arousal.

Anon was not okay with this. The creature in front of him was horrifying and evil. He wasn't attracted to it in any way at all , but he was already fully erect. He had to stop this; he had to resist.

He cycled through the various methods of killing boners, quickly discarding each one. He didn't know very many digits of pi, and thinking of something scary wouldn't work because he was already terrified. He was left with one option.

"I'm sorry, Grandma."

At first, it worked. Thinking about that one time he accidentally saw his grandmother in the shower was painful, but necessary. Unfortunately, when his erection started to fade, the tentacles immediately doubled their efforts. He tried to focus on the saggy tits, the wrinkly ass, but it seemed Grandma just wasn't enough.

Anon was close, now. He felt his dick seize up, his muscles clenched. He tried calling on his grandmother one last time, but all he managed was a moan as he shot his load into the changeling's pseudo-tongue.

"Oh, Grandma..."

Chrysalis froze, the tentacles snapping back into her mouth. Anon just hung against the wall, his eyes closed as he tried to catch his breath.

"Yeah, I'm just... gonna leave. Right now." She quickly flew out the door with a horrified expression on her face. She may be a disgusting abomination, but this thing was a freak.