My Little Pony: Starlight Glimmer Is Interesting As Fuck Here Is Every Interesting Thing This Mare Says And Does And Thinks And Oh God Why Can't There Just Be More Right Now

I saved the world a month ago.

...is it weird that even after doing so, and getting all this praise and awards, I just want to take a bath? I still feel like I have changeling hive grime all over me.

Also, is it double weird that I didn't feel like I needed a bath right after almost destroying the world? I mean, I get that that was a Bad Thing To Do, but I'd also never felt so cleansed as when I removed a little filly's reason to live.

You know, just like that one time that was done to me.

Sound morbid? Getting a little worried? Good—now you know what I live with every single day.

I tried talking to Maud about this, and she went into this long monotone thing about expressing your inner self leading to eternal happiness. Then I talked to Trixie, and she was all of course you felt great that's what happens when you have the entire world captive to your whims and then in the middle of her ranting we found out that there was a tiny piece of Alicorn Amulet embedded in her flank. It must've been there for months.

So yeah, that was suddenly a very interesting night. Don't worry, though: we definitely got it out.

Anyway, I came to the conclusion that consultation was a bad idea. I love my friends, but upon further evaluation it occurs to me that neither of them owns a hot water heater. Even I made sure that that was the first thing we got installed back in my old town!

(Also, the last. Hey, we had a limited budget. It's why the Staff of Sameness was made out of dead trees. I made my choice, and I stick by it.)

(Get it?)

(Stick?)

(Oh gosh I am so using that on Trixie later)

You know what? I just remembered Rarity's spa has a jacuzzi. With, like, quintuple-force mana-powered water jets.

We're doing this.