Serious Sam - My Little Encounter

„Wait, you guys know each-other?” Sam asked.

Nightmare Moon giggled. “Yes indeed, Princess Twilight and I have... some history together.”

“She tried to bring eternal night and I stopped her.” Said Twilight.

“Well then,” Sam continued, “I can assure you, that you two will never meet again, ‘cause after I jam this gun up your ass…”

“Wait no,” Twilight interrupted Sam’s gloating, “that’s Princess Luna! We shouldn’t kill her!”

Nightmare Moon just laughed. “You fools!” She shouted, then shot a large burst of laser between Sam and Twilight, launching them to the left and right.

“You better come up with something then,” Sam shouted to Twilight, “'cause she ain’t gonna go easy on us!”

Nightmare Moon then aimed at Twilight and fired a continuous charge at her. She run along a wall, which the laser turned into dust, then flew up in the air.

“Luna, this isn’t you!” Twilight tried to reason with her. “Mental must have done something to you!”

“Oh you bet!” She replied then charged up her horn and fired a massive beam towards Twilight, who got out of its way just in time. But Nightmare just laughed and launched several other beams of that size. Twilight could get away from some of them, but was forced to use a magical shield instead.

“Luna, listen to me!” She tried to reason again, as the beam screeched against her shield.

“The only one I listen to is Mental!”

Finally, Sam interjected, with a cannonball to Nightmare Moon’s face, which stunned her for a second. In that short amount of time, Twilight could see the evil in Nightmare Moon’s eyes disappear and for a moment, she almost seemed to burst into tears of regret. But that moment has passed as soon as the fires of the explosion disappeared and the vengeful anger of the nightmare was back on her face. She turned to Sam and fired her enormous beams at him. Twilight tried to get Nightmare Moon’s attention back and burned her with laser. It worked and Nightmare Moon was now chasing Twilight again.

“Sam,” she called out, “aim your cannon at her head!”

“I thought you said…”

“Just do it!”

And sure enough, Sam launched another cannonball at Nightmare Moon. This time she knew about it and caught the cannonball with her magic. She made it orbit around herself for a bit, then launched it back towards Sam. Twilight flew in and caught it, spun it around herself once, then launched it back into Nightmare Moon’s face. She was stunned again, but recovered quickly. Her entire body started to glow, a black aura appeared around her and a tremendous laser beam came out of the blackness. Twilight picked Sam up quickly and teleported both of them out of the way of the enormous blast, which left a gigantic hole in the city. They appeared right next to Nightmare Moon.

“Now!” Shouted Twilight and Sam fired another cannonball.

While Nightmare Moon was stunned, Twilight flew up to her and cast a spell on her head, trying to yank out whatever turned her into Nighmare Moon. She yelped in pain and swatted Twilight away as she recovered from the blast. But Sam had already charged up another cannonball and launched it. Nightmare Moon got stunned again and Twilight tried again. She blasted Twilight away with a small charge of laser, sending both her and Sam on the ground. But their effort seemed to have worked this time. Nightmare Moon’s eyes and mane were flashing, as if she struggled to remain in control of her body.

“Luna, can you hear me?” Twilight yelled after getting up.

Luna’s voice came out of Nightmare Moon. “Help me!” Then with Nightmare’s voice, “Don’t come near me!” She then screamed in pain, which switched between Luna’s and Nightmare’s voice.

Twilight tried again. She flew up to Nightmare Moon and cast the spell again. As Nightmare Moon screamed, a purple smoke emerged from her mouth, like a tentacle. But she refused. She shot another laser at Twilight and went back to struggling.

She stopped for a moment and with Luna’s voice shouted out, “Get out!” A white light surrounded her and in a bright explosion, Nightmare Moon’s body got ripped into pieces. As they flew, the pieces turned into purple smoke and evaporated. Princess Luna was now in Nightmare Moon’s place. With a painful moan she fell to the ground.

“Luna!” Twilight ran up to her. “Are you okay?”

Luna got up, while holding her aching head. “I’m fine.” She said. “That’s something you won’t be able to say about Mental, if I get my hooves on him!” She then went back to holding her head in pain. She looked up at Sam. “Who is this?”

“Sam “Serious” Stone, monster murdering expert.”

“Please don’t lob any more cannonballs at my head.”

“As long as you don’t try to kill us again.” Said Sam and they both chuckled.

“Luna,” Twilight interjected, “where is Celestia?”

Luna thought for a moment. “Celestia! She’s in the castle!”

And as soon as she finished the sentence, monsters burst through the castle doors. Luna prepared to fight, but Sam walked in front of her.

“Rest your head princess, let me handle this.” He pulled out his mingun and mowed down all the monsters pouring out through the castle doors.

They ran inside the castle, through the now open doors. As expected, more monsters were inside the building. Sam destroyed all of them with his minigun. Luna looked at the smoking barrel of Sam’s gun, just winding down and was thoroughly impressed by it.

“Say,” she said to him, “may I borrow your spinning gun?”

Sam gave her a curious look. “Sure.” He said and handed his minigun to Luna.

Luna surrounded the gun with her magic. She leaned in slightly, as she was surprised by its weight. She stood up straight, she inspected the gun, she spinned the barrel and accidentally shot a few bullets into the ceiling.

“Now, careful with that!” Sam scolded her.

Luna looked at the monsters now erupting from all over the castle halls.

“Careful?” She said. “I thought this was a massacre!” And she mowed down all monsters coming towards them, with her new spinning gun, as confidently as Sam himself would do it.

“You’re getting the hang of it.” Sam complimented Luna.

But then, they could hear something moving outside the city walls. Something enormous. They walked out the door to check it out. The Alcor Class Warships were gathering and darkened the sky. Suddenly, a gigantic monster rose up. It roared and began moving towards Canterlot, the ground shaking beneath its hooves. And the monster was none other than Lord Tirek.

“I have returned!” He roared and smashed down two towers with his fists. His eyes gleamed like never before.

“Tirek!” Luna and Twilight yelped.

Sam walked in front of them. “You two get the other princess, I’ll deal with the big boy.”

“Are you sure you can handle this?” Luna asked him.

“Of course I can! Just ask Twilight!”

“He’ll be fine.” Twilight replied, dismissively waving her hoof. “Come on Luna, let’s get Celestia.”

With that, both of them were now heading back inside the castle. There were more monsters coming from inside. Luna and Twilight mowed them down, but Luna needed something more. She looked at her minigun, then pulled another one from it. She now had two miniguns.

“Haha! The gun has been doubled!” She exclaimed in excitement.

“I should really look into that spell.” Twilight commented.

They were moving further inside the castle, Luna massacring all monsters along the way. All of them just turned to mush, under the double minigun’s might. The halls have quickly turned bright red from the splattered remains of the attacking hordes.

“Sister, I’m coming for you!” She shouted at no one in particular and burst open the doors to the hallway.

Sam walked towards the huge monster, that was trampling all over Canterlot.

“This time you won’t get away!” Tirek roared. “I’ll annihilate this whole wretched land!”

“Not if I annihilate you first!” Sam gloated.

Tirek, looked down onto Sam and laughed. “You must be really brave and foolish to stand against me.”

Sam chuckled and pulled out his cannon. “Nah, I’m just serious!”