Princess Luna's Dirty Secret

Luna was flying for 10 minutes now, Ponyville was very near. She couldn't wait to show Vinyl a piece of her mind, but it was getting dark out. She hoped that Derpy wouldn't be done with her mail route, so she could have some more time to yell at Scratch. Luna growled at the thought of the DJ, what a brat! Telling everypony lies about me!

"Luna?" Said a familiar silly voice. Luna turned around, it was Derpy. She looked at if she had been crying, her eyes were reddish.

"Hey, I was just on my way to the castle, why are you going to Ponyville without me?" Derpy asked, looking as cute as ever.

"Uh..." Luna didn't know what to say, at all. She couldn't tell her marefriend about that stuck up brat!

"Lemme guess, Vinyl's apartment? I just delivered a letter there! And she interrogated me and slapped me! Saying that I took you, the one she loves, away from her!" Luna shivered, Derpy knew? Oh no! That was bad!

"I was on my way to show her a piece of my mind, because she is spreading rumours about me. She's jealous of you, because the night I met you at the Heap, I was supposed to meet up with her!" Luna explained the entire story to Derpy. Derpy shook her head, "Do you still have feelings for her? Because I don't care about your affairs in the past, you're turning over a new leaf, right? And all that matters is you and me. But I want to forget her, she called me a retard then I showed her a piece of my mind, and she let me go, she was crying!" Luna was bewildered. But all that mattered was just one mare, Derpy. And tonight was about them! She was going to forget about that Vinyl.

"So, do you wanna go to Sugarcube Corner and get some cupcakes? I LOVE CUPCAKES!" Derpy giggled.

"Cupcakes? I don't really like them.. I was thinking a fancy restaurant, you know? 'Cuz it's a date?" Derpy laughed even harder. And her eyes swiveled around.

"What's so funny?" Derpy rolled on the ground, and breathed heavily, trying to stop.

"You're the only pony in all of Equestria who doesn't like cupcakes! Woah, if Pinkie found out she'll kill.. I'm not kidding 'bout that! LOL, but aren't cupcakes fancy enough for ya? Luna, just try them!" Derpy laughed. Luna couldn't see what was so funny. Derpy bought two huge cupcakes from Mrs. Cake with sprinkles and pink frosting. She gobbled her's up instantly.

Luna stared at the cupcakes and licked some frosting.

"You know what that looks like?" Asked Derpy who was winking. Luna rolled her eyes. She ate the whole thing.

"It is actually pretty good, but I'm already full," Luna admitted. The two decided to go to Derpy's home in Cloudsville. It wasn't midnight, yet...