My Grave Error

Dave sat at the Dinner / breakfast table, dinner for he and Celestia, breakfast for Luna, the banquet had all sorts of meals and foods and delicacies sprawled all over it, ranging from oats, to sugar cakes and tofu-roast-chicken and hay fries, grass soup, and donuts for desert. Dave reached for the donuts first but Celestia showed her disapproval by shaking her head. Dave frowned, Luna had to stuff her face with oats to stop herself from breaking into a fit of laughter, this had already made her day, or night. Dave pouted, but Celestia still shook her head.

"But I don't want to offend anyone, err- any-pony, but on Earth we don't eat hay and grass," Dave spoke in a meek manner

"What does the human eat at this... Earth?" Luna asked

"Oh we're omnivores, ya know meat and vegetables, but there are vegetarians every here and there,"

"You know, us ponies 1000 years ago ate meat, but we felt it was unruly as for killing creatures that could talk, that we could understand, we didn't wan't to eat a cow's meat, because it had feelings and could express it."

Dave chortled at that line... cow's meat, sure it was immature, but, humour was rare at the castle, sure every now and then a guard would slip, and they would laugh together, if any of the two princess were in the vicinity, they'd have to hold in the laughter. Dave had finished his grass soup, which, he hated to admit it, but it tasted nice. The grass was chewy, but tasty. Dave reached for the donuts and began chowing down frosting and icing getting everywhere on his lips. It seemed for around 2 minutes, and both Celestia and Luna seemed mortified, no-pony had eaten 45 donuts in 3 minutes... flat... But then again Dave was no-pony but a Human, maybe they had a bigger appetite. Celestia pointed a hoof a Dave. Celestia hesitated a little, then spoke.

"Dave you have a little frosting on your nose..."

"Mhm" Dave mumbled and stuck his tongue out, trying to lick the frosting off his nose. Celestia looked away and began eating the pancakes with whipped cream and berries, and Luna guffawed at Dave's futile attempts at licking the frosting off.

"Dave you know your tongue can't reach the frosting-"

Dave's tongue reached the frosting, Celestia's 'royal' appearance broke and began crying of laughter with Luna in unison. Luna began feeling the sensation that happened when she met Dave for the very first time. Love. Luna saw Dave stand up and speak.

"That was delicious, so when am I going to have to make my appearance to Equestria Celestia?" Asked Dave.

"Soon, very soon, around midnight, for you came at the time of the summer sun celebration, when we celebrate Luna's return from the moon, when she... When she... She-"

"When I turned evil and was banished to the moon," Luna huffed, "I was Jealous from ponies enjoying my sister's sun, but then I found dreams more interesting,"

"Ah-ha, you should see my dreams, so weird, you'll think you're on crack!" Dave said, a little too loudy...

"Crack?" Celestia said, "As in the-"

"No sister, not that crack, its slang for drugs!" Luna interrupted

"And how do you know this?"

"I scan the dreams, and sometimes I go into the dreams of a street-urchin," Luna blushed as she spoke "They have alot of creativity."

"Well, Dave we better prepare you a nice suit, maybe a tuxedo, you'll look dapper, instead of wearing that Jurrasic park hoodie and those black pants,"

"But I'm afraid I won't be able to assist you so Luna if you want to go with him you may,"

"Yes, I will!" Luna said a little bit to eagerly, she blushed as she thought she almost gave away her intentions, she just wanted to spend some time with him, and maybe, sneak a peak at his body and his muscly features.

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Luna watched him strip off his hoodie and put on the 'Dapper tuxedo', and while Luna did like certain stallions, he looked amazing, and he was handsome. Luna blushed.

"Wow it looks great, thanks!" Dave said to the stylist, and she smiled. "It's fairly easy, Just like an upright pony, not much trouble!" She said, wiping her forehead with a hoof, clearly marking her stress that was relieved.

"Dave, how about we get something to eat for Lunch?" Luna asked, making her move into the relationship, she had hoped that Dave hadn't noticed.

"Luna, silly, silly, Luna its 10:30 pm," Luna frowned.

"Oh..." she said, she pouted.

"But hey, back on earth I was fond of mid-night snacks!" Dave said, making Luna's face Light up.

Luna handed some bits to the dresser after she gave thank you's they teleported back to the castle and Luna asked for the chefs to prepare a hay burger and a tofu beef burger. Time seemed to fly by as they ate and talked, Luna's love for Dave growing stronger and harder, Dave, of course, was blind and didn't see where Luna was going with this. They had finished, Dave had put on his tuxedo, and Celestia Greeted them at the throne-room, where they showed the upcoming plans for the summer sun festival while Dave wrote out a plan for his speech on some paper and began reciting.

"Dave, before we go outside, I want you to know that I have a student, called Twilight Sparkle, but she won't be able to attend, so you may stand at her place, for this celebration only."

"Cool" was all Dave said.

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Dave saw the mass crowd of talking ponies gathering around the gardens of Canterlot and stood up, cleared his throat, straightened his bow-tie, and spoke.

"Hello there citizens of Equestria, I'm Dave. No, I'm not a creature of the everfree, but I'm here, and I don't know why. As you can see, I'm like a pony, but I've got fingers, 10 of them, and toes, also 10 of them.
I can assure you, I mean no harm, and will not harm the citizens of Equestria, Thank-you." Dave sighed, and walked back to his place as the ponies clopped their hooves. And he watched Luna and Celestia do their bit, raising the sun, lowering the moon, marking the day her sister returned, blah blah blahity blah. Thanks for reading this chapter.