My name is James Bryant. Please help me, I think I've gone insane. Because I know that dreams don't let you travel between worlds. I know that magic doesn't exist. And I know that ponies don't talk. So I would like my straight jacket and padded cell now.

. . . Please?

Mature and tags because I don't know where this is going or if it's going and I don't want to have to change it later. Reviews and criticism always welcome.