Discord, once again wearing a smoking jacket, sat in a plush armchair. "Well, well, well. Here we are again. First, I'd like to talk to you about something. None of you got me a Hearth's Warming gift. Nor a Christmas gift. Not even a Hanukkah gift." Pausing for effect, he stroked his scraggly beard in thought. "Although, truth be told, Hearth's Warming came early for me. November 5th to be exact. With Trump returning to office, with Elon Musk by his side, you've given me so much chaos to look forward to!" He wiped away tears of joy. "Thank you all so very much. Happy New Year and live from Equestria it's Wednesday night!"

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Author's Note

Love him or hate him, Former President/President-Elect Trump does like to shake things up. We'll see what the next 4 years bring.

Everyone have a safe, healthy, and memorable 2025. Happy New Year!

• Dreadnought