Sugar Rush: A Half-Hour Story

One Day, Pinkie Pie ate almost two pounds of sugary candy. Just like how some ponies like that one hippy pony I can't think of the name of oh Tree Hugger liked to try recreational drugs to see what the experience was like, so Pinkie liked to try recreational eating to see what the experience was like. So she had twenty nine lolipops and fourty seven boxes of nerds and two hundred individual sweet tarts and also a bunch of Skittles like I don't even know how many but probably over 9000* so yeah fortunately all her years of eating tons of food gave her a very expandable stomach or she would have gotten a wicked stomach ache. She didn't though, because she'd Pinkie and she's fucking awesome. All that sugar coursing through her veins did give her a wicked sugar high though. What follows is a propably inaccurate account of the events that day.