(Not to be confused with the game, "Oh, Sir!", Of which this story has no relation to.)

It's obvious that Rarity, the local fashionista of Ponyville, has quite an... attitude, so to say, when it comes to certain ideas and ponies.

Sometimes, she ramps it up a notch or two.

Sometimes, she goes full-sass mode.

NOTE: This is a trollfic, and most, if not all characters, are taken EXTREMELY out-of-character for the sheer purpose of entertainment.

Co-written by Skittle Sky, because she's got much more experience sassing people than I do.