Quite the Life, hmm?

I sat there amazed. I was literally staring into the heart and soul of my source of closet brony love. The heart and soul of good television. The heart and soul of harmony. I slipped out of the bushes. I made a slow dramatic admiring walk like they do in movies, like in Jurassic Park when they saw the first Triceratops, that kind of walk. I stepped toward the town. Just an innocent pink bridge into my wildest pony dream. I then hesitated. Wait. What would they think of me? I know they're all for love and tolerance but... A Human? I'm probably an old ponytale. God I feel like Javik. A person completely out of touch with the society here. I hid back not sure what to do. I decided to suck it up and go in. But not the front of the town. No. I'll have to sneak in somewhere else. I quickly found the entrance to the Everfree forest from Season 1 Episode 1. I Neared the town outskirts and suddenly heard three familiar voices.

"Maybe we should try helping some animals said a familiar white filly

"Nah. We already tried that with Fluttershy, and ah don't think we  we're gonna get our cutie marks like that" said the filly with the accent. I let out a little laugh. Oh yes. The Stare Master. When Fluttershy stared down a Cockatrice. Good times.

My laugh alerted the fillies to my presence.

"What was that?" said the pegasus filly.

"Ah don't know. How 'bout you check it out?"

"What! Why me?"

"Because you ... um... heard it first."

"No way I'm going near there, Applebloom!"

"Why? Are ya, chicken"

I couldn't contain it. I blurted out with laughter. Indeed Scootaloo is a chicken. I failed to see the fillies scared reactions.

"I-I'm not a chicken. It's just... I'm not allowed near the Everfree Forest is all."

"Right. And I'm not allowed near Sugarcube Corner." said Applebloom

"Oh come ON!" Shouted Sweetie Bell "If neither of you are going I'll do it!"

She triumphantly walked towards me. But soon she began to get nervous by the way she walked. She got close to the bush before the absolute terror took over and she began to return.

"Nothing here." she replied to her friend sheeply

I reached for her, I didn't think simply acted. I must've thought that this would be my only chance to touch a pony. I laid my hand on her and instantly felt her peach-fuzz like coat. I was in heaven

She however had the look of death on her face pure shock and terror as she saw my hand, completely alien to her, touch her. She screamed as loud as a pony possibly could and ran towards Ponyville screaming "ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN ALIEN!" followed in unison by Applebloom and Sweetie Bell.

"Dammit. What did I do."