My eyes shot open. I was staring through the opening in the trees. The small amount of sunlight peering through was barely enough to suffice for a normal day. Though I was happy that I was at least in a nice spot in the forest. Nonetheless, I was terribly terrified to wake up in the middle of a forest. I have no idea what transpired. A second ago I had drifted into sleep by the amazing endeavors of Commander Shepard as well as the shocking amount of Mug I had poured down my gullet 12 hours prior. I sat up and had time to use my first words in this crazy world

"What the farmhand?"

In reality the last word was a not so pleasant obscenity, but for the sake of all the kids out there I'll tone down on the language because in reality I have a freakin' sailor's mouth.

This didn't make sense, I thought returning tho the story from my own little swear alert, a hipster like me will never make it in the forest. I got to my feet. Now that I, standing 5'7" as per usual, was back on top of things I could begin to sort things out. The Forest, wherever it may be,.felt familiar as if I had seen it before. I decide to move onward through the forest. Something in the air felt… familiar. Considering I'm in a strange forest in the middle of the day alone with no recollection of how I got here. I felt safe and sane. I continued to trek on, seeing what appeared to be bushes in the distance. At about the same time, a familiar howl came from not-to-far away in the forest. I knew it was wolves but my subconscious thought other wise. I began to walk faster as another howl, closer now, sounded. I picked it up and began jogging. Now The very close howls had a gnashing sound behind them. I ran. I could hear gnashing and barking behind me as I dived into the bushes up ahead. The barking and gnashing soon died down. Is this some kind of sick game someone's playing? What's happening! I peered out the bushes and saw a sight that made my jaw practically fall off it's hinges. There was no way. Absolutely no possible way in the world that I'm staring at the bright colors of the town of Ponyville.