Quite the Life, hmm?

"Oh damn. Oh damn. Oh damn." I repeated to myself panicked. I had just revealed myself to the CMC, and now I've jeopardized  my safety here. Great. Way to make an impression knuncklehead.

"Okay, maybe everyone will think it's just their imaginations." I said trying to reassure myself. My one shred of hope was obliterated when I began to hear the little fillies returning with the mane 6. Give or take. Out of fear I never left the comfort of the bush. but i did hear some distinct voices. Twi wanted to prove that I wasn't real, AJ tried to reassure the fillies, and RD was getting ready to get in a tad bit of a skirmish. Hmm, yes, quite, sophisticated moment for reassurance. What was odd was, I could hear Pinkie's bouncing. Literally hear it. Like her body is made from hacking rubber. Which it more than likely is. So that's four of six. Well, I'm screwed.

"Here! It was right here!" I could Hear Sweetie Bell crying, still full of terror.

"Please, no." I whispered. It was no use. I saw purple hooves move away my protective foliage. Sweet, sweet foliage. Why did you go? The purple pony stared me right in the eye. I did the same. For a full second we stared at each other unable to comprehend what we were seeing.

"H-hi." I muttered sheeply, waving at her.

"AH!" she shrieked before falling back on her plot.

I jumped. I hadn't expected her to react like she did. Not a good sign.

"Dear sweet Celestia!" She shrieked backpedaling almost halfway back to town.

"Come out here so I can show you how we do it in Ponyville!" Rainbow Dash hooves up like the pony Mike Tyson. I did just that. I stepped out of my bush of protection. The ponies reacted quite scared at the sight of me. Rariy fainted, Fluttershy went completely stiff like in Dragonshy, while everyone-- everypony else just looked shocked. Rainbow Dash was purely terrified like Twilight and Sweetie Bell before.