Cadence and Shining Armour arrived back in Canterlot, Cadence raised an eyebrow “What are those weird pink bug creatures?”

Shining Armour frowned “They remind me of Changelings, I think we need to speak to Princess Celestia about this.”

Cadence grimaced “Agreed.” They approach the castle with trepidation, their worry growing by the second. Cadence said “We need to speak with Princess Celestia.”

The guard at the castle gates said “The Princess is currently occupied.”

Shining Armour said “Very well then, we will wait inside.” They trotted into the elaborate hallway of the castle. They turned the corner only to see a pair of green eyes staring a them, Shining Armour snarled “Chrysalis!” Cadence’s jaw dropped and Chrysalis was cowering.

Luna trotted up behind him in her disguised form “Prince Armour and Princess Cadence we will discuss this in the throne room.” Before Shining Armour or Cadence could even speak the four of them where teleported into the throne room. Pinkie Pie in her pony form sits on the throne, Pinkie Pie turns to Luna who then teleports away.

Cadence raised an eyebrow “Pinkie Pie why are you sitting on the throne?”

Pinkie Pie sighed “All will be explained in time, for now we will wait.” Pinkie Pie scowled “I have to go, it seems Luna can’t do it.”

Pinkie teleported out of the room and a second later Luna teleported in. Shining Armour shouted “I’m sick of waiting, why can’t you tell us?!”

Luna frowned “Because you are going to misinterpret things if we don’t have my sister here.”

A second later the door open and Celestia was flung through the door, Pinkie roared “I’m sick of taking care of your shit!” They blinked as they saw an Alicorn Pinkie Pie trot in.

Celestia rubbed her head, Chrysalis hissed at her from behind the throne. Celestia looked down ashamed. Pinkie Pie teleported to throne and asked “We’ll need you to collaborate our story or else Equestria is going to be at war over stupid.”

Celestia looked up “I will don’t worry, I want peace for my nation.” Chrysalis mumbled behind the throne.

Pinkie nodded to Luna and they burst into pink and blue flames respectively as they returned to their true forms. Cadence gasped and Shining growled “You are under arrest in the name of Equestria!”

Celestia frowned “No, they are who they say they are.”

Shining Armour gritted his teeth “You believed them.”

Luna said “The hive has been here for months.”

Pinkie flew over to him, she growled “If we wanted to take of all Equestria we could have done it already, I’m seeking peace and you want to repay it with blood.”

Chrysalis put a hoof on my shoulder “Calm down, my daughter they are well within in their rights.”

Cadence and Shining Armour jaws dropped “Daughter!”

Celestia said “Yes, it’s true.”

Chrysalis snarled “Shut up, after you raped me I don’t wish to hear your silver tongue!” She stormed out angrily, Shining and Cadence stood there horrified.

Pinkie snarled “Celestia, you will fix this even if you have to grovel at her hooves you will fix this! I’m sick of having take over for your sorry flank, raising the damn sun is tough and then I have deal with every annoying noblepony who wants to complain about shit! You have been neglecting your duties and if you keep this up I’m going to snap, is that clear?!” Celestia nodded and darted out of the room after her.

Cadence and Shining Armour fainted on the ground, Luna asked “How did you do that?”

Pinkie raised an eyebrow “Do what?”

Luna frowned “Get Celestia to act.”

Pinkie replied “It’s simple be forceful, tell the truth in it’s entirety and don’t let up never let her snap back. You have to back her into a corner and never let up until she relents. You always got close but you left room for a counter-attack, you were a river but I am a wall of iron, I have learned the lesson that some need a fierce hoof when they screw up. Celestia is one such pony.”

Luna sighed “So what now?”

Pinkie replied “We wait and see what happens now.” Luna nodded and the pair left the throne room. A pair of massive changelings entered the room, they grabbed Cadence and Shining Armour then proceeded to take them to their room.

Author's Note

Yeah this went poorly.